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Law and Order Liberal. Loves/Hates Winnipeg. Horse husband. Mexico bound. I have no kill switch, either. Nostalgia is not a strategy. 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 🐎🏳️🌈
Ah yes, insider journalism at its *finest*.
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Ah yes, insider journalism at its *finest*.
There is nothing more absurd than being asked to make a 2 hour round trip commute to a Teams meeting because both participating organisations won't pay travel costs for in-person meetings in either Ottawa or Toronto (yes, this really happens).
February 8, 2026 at 1:36 AM
There is nothing more absurd than being asked to make a 2 hour round trip commute to a Teams meeting because both participating organisations won't pay travel costs for in-person meetings in either Ottawa or Toronto (yes, this really happens).
"That's not in a regdoc".
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"That's not in a regdoc".
"Hi! My name is Avi Lewis, and I want Albertans to fail!"
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"Hi! My name is Avi Lewis, and I want Albertans to fail!"
Drug Importation is beyond the capacity of state governments.
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Drug Importation is beyond the capacity of state governments.
I'll just point out that, to this day, Canadian War Graves are preserved in Hong Kong.
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I'll just point out that, to this day, Canadian War Graves are preserved in Hong Kong.
Mark Carney doctrine lesson learned.
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Mark Carney doctrine lesson learned.
To paraphrase Bill Buckley, "I'd rather be governed by people pulled randomly from the Boston telephone book".
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
To paraphrase Bill Buckley, "I'd rather be governed by people pulled randomly from the Boston telephone book".
From Johnson to Truss to Sunak to Starmer. 😲
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
From Johnson to Truss to Sunak to Starmer. 😲
Their horses are whiney little sucks who haven't been tested in an actual court.
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Their horses are whiney little sucks who haven't been tested in an actual court.
No, because he's actually going to force PeePee to talk about Donald Trump, and it will be hilarious and instructive. I'm really curious to see how long it will take to remove him from caucus, if at all. 😳
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
No, because he's actually going to force PeePee to talk about Donald Trump, and it will be hilarious and instructive. I'm really curious to see how long it will take to remove him from caucus, if at all. 😳
She promises to do as good a job at picking judges as picking Turkish Tylenol.
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
She promises to do as good a job at picking judges as picking Turkish Tylenol.
Exactly. He can't be arsed to do basic constituency work. Grand total of seven months on the job and he'd rather be elsewhere.
February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Exactly. He can't be arsed to do basic constituency work. Grand total of seven months on the job and he'd rather be elsewhere.
Over/under on when this clown pops into Mar-a-Lago?
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Over/under on when this clown pops into Mar-a-Lago?
He has bitten the hand of every single organisation that has attempted to hire him.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
He has bitten the hand of every single organisation that has attempted to hire him.
July 1st 2030 circled on my calendar.
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
July 1st 2030 circled on my calendar.
Did they really think hanging out with a pervert would improve their understanding of the universe?
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Did they really think hanging out with a pervert would improve their understanding of the universe?
Don't be surprised when PeePee gets over 80 percent approval this weekend. He's the most successful fundraiser in CPC history.
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Don't be surprised when PeePee gets over 80 percent approval this weekend. He's the most successful fundraiser in CPC history.
The CPC is staffed with a bunch of professional grifters. They *have* to raise a lot of money because that's how they pay these fart-catchers.
January 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The CPC is staffed with a bunch of professional grifters. They *have* to raise a lot of money because that's how they pay these fart-catchers.