Nickelback STAN
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Why did you transition, wrong answers only

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Why did you transition, wrong answers only

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Why did you transition, wrong answers only

Sleeper agent activation phrase
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's weather like this that makes me think of that kind, rich, older man who gave me his umbrella years ago when my family and I were waiting to be let into a theater (none of us thought to bring an umbrella) and it was FREEZING and wet in New York.
Thank you, old man.
I hope you are doing well.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Lovecraftian horror titted up with big unnaturals
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Me fr fr
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Gender can be whatever I will it
a cartoon character is holding a star in their hand
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a star in their hand
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December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Robyntism feels acturate

Robyntussum is my off-brand robitussin, full of pickles and psilocybin

I only let my wife sees my Robyntussy
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The sunrise is upon me now, i must away to make chicken tikka masala for breakfast dinner— breakdinner
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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People say "magical girls" as if not all girls are magical
girls are magic btw
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Squeegee boards

When spirits clean windows and windshields from beyond the grave
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Neravar, the Emperor was absolutely on the island. I didn’t stay long as I enjoy mature Dunmer babes with long backside. But I saw him Nevarar, I’ve never seen a man do so much skooma out of another man’s asshole. You should’ve seen it Neravar, it was one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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GOOD MORNING TO ALL EEPY WOMEN, NEUROTICS, HORNY PEOPLE WITH GOTHIC SENSIBILITIES, FEATURE CREEP ENJOYERS, PURVEYORS OF SIN, SILLY GEESE, SERIOUS GEESE, GEESE NEITHER SILLY NOR SERIOUS, NORTHERNERS OF ALL COUNTRIES, AND THE DENIZENS OF LYON
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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My reels feed suddenly became like 30 percent women chopping wood chat what does this mean
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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I once knew a guy named Gus. He was a mushroom.

He was a fun Gus.
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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As a bisexual it is my god-given duty to dress like a straight girl's idea of a lesbian while getting sweaty
December 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Remember - being "normal" is a more important concern to most people than actual freedom.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I hate everything and everyone [walkers only], and I hope all of you step on legos (I've been told it sucks)
🖕😤🖕
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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There are only two genders: blue players and decent human beings.
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
True facts.
I’m such a blue player that when i play non-blue decks, I go out of my way to make them feel like blue decks
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I’m such a blue player that when i play non-blue decks, I go out of my way to make them feel like blue decks
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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resisting the urge to ask my coworkers if new music is actually bad or if they've just lost neuroplasticity
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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my wife is so fucking hot
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I would kill a Tuvix for this.
I begged them to let me hire some weirdos to write some Lower Decks EU novels with saucy covers and they said no.
So can we get Star Trek novels set after the series like authors did during the wilderness period.
I would love a Discovery, Prodigy, Lower Decks novels continuing the adventures of those characters. Definitely an Enterprise G novel.

#StarTrek
December 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I have apx 5.5k hrs logged in Skyrim over various editions.
This isn’t her first play though
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM