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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 3h

How do you surprise a team in the fourth quarter of a preseason blowout?

You Nique up on them.

Photograph of Kings rookie heartthrob Nique Clifford wearing a full black Kings uniform with purple and white accents and pointing at you, the viewer.

Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 3h

We’re doing an exchange program with Fenerbahce. We’ll have Talen Horton Tucker for six games or however long it takes for DC to resemble Cher.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 3h

You bet he’s gonna go hard in the paint.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 3h

My tween daughter just accused me of “smelling like veggie nuggets,” but I guess this is pretty bad, too.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 4h

I’ll take it!

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 5h

He even hit a pull-up three.

Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 5h

I’m hearing she walked out because Joy Behar wouldn’t answer her riddles three.

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 5h

Between Brandon Ingraham and RJ Barrett, the Raptors are trying to corner the market on NBA guys who always look a lil sleepy.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 5h

He looks like the kind of guy who lives in an apartment with no art on the walls.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 1d

The Bug Club make the kind of music I would make if I had slightly better control of my mental illness.

Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 1d

Nodding slowly and occasionally clapping as I read through this.

Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 2d

NAME RANK

Ranking the 117 Best NBA Names of the Quarter Century

What’s in a name? Everything. Featuring Dwayne Bacon, Stromile Swift, and so many more, these are the NBA player handles that stand the test of time.

www.theringer.com

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 1d

Didn't he set the record for most missed threes without a make in the last game of 2024? I love a chucker with no conscience.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 2d

My trees have a peephole for the juicy moon.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 2d

Was Indah's dinner the social media admin?

Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 2d

It’s dinner time for Indah! 🐯 Tigers are solitary hunters, using stealth and power to bring down prey in the wild. Here at Point Defiance Zoo, Indah’s meals are part of her enrichment, encouraging those natural behaviors that keep her mind and body active.

📹: Keeper Skylar

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 2d

Just realized these cars look like the president and got irrationally upset.

Meredith Rose @mrose.ink · 2d

This is the car we all want that Big Auto refuses to make

A Cozy Coupe, but scaled up to be a real car

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 2d

We should spend less time talking about Bari Weiss and more time talking about 1988 AL rookie of the year Walt Weiss.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 3d

This might be the thing that makes me stop being a loser.

Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 3d

To the victor go the hugs from Usher.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 3d

It’s nearly three hours and this movie is like church for people who know who Thelma Schoonmaker is.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 3d

I like the basketball serifs on the U and K. It looks like they’re dunking in defiance of the brand.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 3d

I would like to see Sami Whitcomb have a game where she gets hot. I don’t think it would help today, though.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 4d

The Sixers are poised to win the East, Charlie Brown had hoes, etc. etc.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 4d

I enjoyed the Beth Stelling and David Gborie specials on YouTube recently.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 4d

I think this was the exact order I illegally downloaded these songs when I first learned about Built to Spill.

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 5d

My three favorite post:

"A bsketball dunk shot? Incredible."

"Did you know I have mental illness?"

and, of course,

"Do I know I have mental illness?"

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Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party · 6d

Poor Things, Perfect Days, and The Worst Person in the World

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