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@coolhandkas.bsky.social

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · Jul 5

nice argument, too bad I have already depicted you as the lowly, pathetic Vagabond Joker and myself as the cool, popular Stuntman Joker

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11m

🫩🫩🫩

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 12m

If it exists I didn't see it (blocked)

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 14m

shootout taking so long they have players who haven't even hit puberty yet taking a shot

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

I mean it's definitely giving desperate because it's Offspring but if a current relevant artist wanted to play Prince George I would think that's dope

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

look at em go

A hand with five colorful monster finger puppets on the fingers

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

if u can't handle me at my "can't afford pay my bills" then u don't deserve me at my "can afford to pay my bills but choosing to blow all of my money on finger puppets instead"

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

i think that meme with the frog riding the unicycle has come full circle to where it slaps again

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

So true 🥲 they just need to come here one time and they will understand

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

Also a bunch of minor cities in the United States. And definitely NOT any cities in Mexico

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

Absolutely

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

(no offense to Eugene Oregon but also a little offense bc I do NOT respect you)

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

it sucks so much god damn shit lmao, artists won't play in Edmonton or Calgary but they'll go to fuckin, Eugene Oregon

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

holy shit I am obsessed

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

if a music artist says they're doing a North America tour that means every major city in the United States + Toronto

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

watching every regulation game that I'm home for this year will surely be fine for my mental health

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

oilers etc

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

I'm liking these maybes, they're not no

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 1h

Drai already going full blown slay I see

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

I pay literally zero attention to trade deals/hockey news in general during the off season, so it's always fun to watch the first game and figure out who all these new dudes are

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

oilers etc

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

I can work with this, we're gaining traction, we're getting somewhere

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

Hell yeah, we are getting somewhere, thank you Aaron!

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

🙏🏼!!!! Thank you! I will keep this in mind, I want to be more social

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

If I were to organize some type of Edmonton local poster's hangout on Sunday afternoons would anyone be into that? This post isn't me formally planning anything, just putting my feelers out there

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

Oh my god she is GORGEOUS

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 6h

I'm hoping the "dad who didn't want the dog" trope applies and you end up becoming obsessed with this crayfish

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