Regardless of who you're rooting for tonight, you'll have more fun if you imagine Max Scherzer being weird is actually a Tim Robinson sketch

hang it up, the future is finally here

who are these 2? Threatening Yelich and Borrowed-Someones-Glasses Raleigh?

The UFL announced that the last couple years of joke football was market research for a smaller joke football league. True to form, the announcement was formatted with minimal effort and/or talent.

It was weird in Seattle. Business in front, party in back. The anthem and tributes faced the home plate seats while the bands and goofing was for the outfield drinking porch.

Baseball: Cardinals (baby blue)
Football: Chargers (any)
Basketball: Sixers Spectrum City Edition
Hockey: Carolina (just the NOAA hurricane icon) 😗

@baumann.bsky.social where you at on this