Coop
@coop247.bsky.social
Toil in the sarcasm mines, majoring in sports takes.
Here I thought it was the old age mixed with the whiskey. Thankfully I wasn’t alone.
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Here I thought it was the old age mixed with the whiskey. Thankfully I wasn’t alone.
A generation of kids that can’t hit the bottom right part of the net.
January 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
A generation of kids that can’t hit the bottom right part of the net.
In the past 15 seasons they've won a playoff game in 2 of them.
I dont think a playoff win every 8 years is too much to ask.
I dont think a playoff win every 8 years is too much to ask.
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
In the past 15 seasons they've won a playoff game in 2 of them.
I dont think a playoff win every 8 years is too much to ask.
I dont think a playoff win every 8 years is too much to ask.
Thats me! I've been calling him that for years.
The emptiest of empty stats.
The emptiest of empty stats.
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Thats me! I've been calling him that for years.
The emptiest of empty stats.
The emptiest of empty stats.
Bobby Hebert > Justin Herbet
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Bobby Hebert > Justin Herbet
My friend and I went to the theatre to see this super super high the sound that guys head made sent us into uncontrollable laughter.
Others in the theatre were crying.
Others in the theatre were crying.
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
My friend and I went to the theatre to see this super super high the sound that guys head made sent us into uncontrollable laughter.
Others in the theatre were crying.
Others in the theatre were crying.
I've changed my mind at least 20 times but I think I prefer Ham Halpert.
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I've changed my mind at least 20 times but I think I prefer Ham Halpert.
Don't Tread On Me flag now means "tread very hard on the people I don't like"
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Don't Tread On Me flag now means "tread very hard on the people I don't like"
Hitting teenage years and it was two weeks of arguing, fighting, eye-rolling, complaining, and mouthing off. Happy holidays.
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Hitting teenage years and it was two weeks of arguing, fighting, eye-rolling, complaining, and mouthing off. Happy holidays.
"Some members of Congress on both sides of the aisle attempted to extend these subsidies into 2026, but Washington was gridlocked"
Good to see the BBC following american traditions tho.
Both sides!
Good to see the BBC following american traditions tho.
Both sides!
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"Some members of Congress on both sides of the aisle attempted to extend these subsidies into 2026, but Washington was gridlocked"
Good to see the BBC following american traditions tho.
Both sides!
Good to see the BBC following american traditions tho.
Both sides!
So many daycares in Boston that you only need to be on a waitlist for 16 months then pay $4,000 a month to get into one.
/ask me how I know
/ask me how I know
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So many daycares in Boston that you only need to be on a waitlist for 16 months then pay $4,000 a month to get into one.
/ask me how I know
/ask me how I know
Every coach that signed an extension was somehow a "hard no to the Penn State" job but here we go with "zero coaches turned down Michigan" because of course.
Actually Michigan didn't even want them, that's why they signed those extensions.
Actually Michigan didn't even want them, that's why they signed those extensions.
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Every coach that signed an extension was somehow a "hard no to the Penn State" job but here we go with "zero coaches turned down Michigan" because of course.
Actually Michigan didn't even want them, that's why they signed those extensions.
Actually Michigan didn't even want them, that's why they signed those extensions.
Beats me. Between EPL and NFL and, now, NBA it’s very hit and miss when you can and can’t replay it on the service once the stream ends.
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Beats me. Between EPL and NFL and, now, NBA it’s very hit and miss when you can and can’t replay it on the service once the stream ends.
Unfortunately not the next day yet. Weird rules. NFL network has two games on at midnight and 3am, I guarantee that’s them.
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Unfortunately not the next day yet. Weird rules. NFL network has two games on at midnight and 3am, I guarantee that’s them.
Streaming NFL games are very frustrating that way. Occurs on all services. NFL Network always does replays early the next morning, my YouTube TV records all NFL games I’ll finish on there the next morning.
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Streaming NFL games are very frustrating that way. Occurs on all services. NFL Network always does replays early the next morning, my YouTube TV records all NFL games I’ll finish on there the next morning.
The governor, who looks like she calls bingo at the retirement home, kept repeating the notion that they have "creative and innovative" bonds. Oh my, a bond issuance, you've cracked the special code.
No taxpayer money! Except all the new taxes!
No taxpayer money! Except all the new taxes!
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The governor, who looks like she calls bingo at the retirement home, kept repeating the notion that they have "creative and innovative" bonds. Oh my, a bond issuance, you've cracked the special code.
No taxpayer money! Except all the new taxes!
No taxpayer money! Except all the new taxes!