Daft Pun
@cooperearljones.bsky.social
P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode savant. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch the YouTube links you send (ever). Music. Four time coitus champion.
The opening eight bars of All I Want for Christmas Is You have done more for me than anything from U2 has.
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The opening eight bars of All I Want for Christmas Is You have done more for me than anything from U2 has.
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Not the catfish-ussy
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not the catfish-ussy
Too much space x2
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Too much space x2
22years strong today
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
22years strong today
Closest I could get a few years ago
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Closest I could get a few years ago
I’m not interested in Stacey’s Gash
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m not interested in Stacey’s Gash
I want to recreate this
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I want to recreate this
I’d rather have people think I had sex with a goat than to think I like the movie Polar Express
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’d rather have people think I had sex with a goat than to think I like the movie Polar Express
Kevin McAllister was an asshole
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Kevin McAllister was an asshole
I’ve drank more bbq sauce than water today
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’ve drank more bbq sauce than water today
Hurts to miss that one…again
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hurts to miss that one…again
A Vidal piece of the Chargers offense
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A Vidal piece of the Chargers offense
