pissed asf i wasn’t on the titanic. i could have stopped that shit with my bare hands. fuck im mad.

geek bars are like stanleys for mentally ill my chemical romance fans

hi it is me lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah ruma ruma mah gaga oo la la i need help with my new album can u pls venmo me 5000 dollars so i can make my new album thank you pls send me ur venmo

pissing while high feels like a sims character in an electric chair

i miss bill nye

hey google was 9/11 real or a publicity stunt for madonna?

hello america