Maybe my favorite incarnation of Danny Espinosa's moustache.

Always one of my favorite players. One of the best moustaches in baseball.

I wonder... does it have any meaning which side the can is on? Or just right-handed versus left-handed?

I'd love to help him shower. Then get him messy and shower again.

Wrangler jeans just need a nice ass, like this one. Easy to get a hold of with both hands.

Oh my. Just another one that is super hairy. That's a hell of a treasure trail. I do love to follow to see where the treasure trails lead. #hairychest

Seems like he's inviting a chest rub. I'd rub it. #hairychest

I love a good beard/chest hair connection. There's just something about it that makes me want to touch it. I want to run my fingers through the beard, down the neck and keep going.

I don't know who he is, but I'm willing to run my fingers through all that fur, and my tongue...