Sportsball Enjoyer
@copjon.bsky.social
I dad, I like sports, I write software.
Hear me out: roller derby but everyone has 2 razors strapped to the bottom of their shoes and it’s a bit chilly.
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Hear me out: roller derby but everyone has 2 razors strapped to the bottom of their shoes and it’s a bit chilly.
I still feel like there’s a non-zero chance the man shows up with a printed out version of the contract and a paper shredder and just needs more time to secure props.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I still feel like there’s a non-zero chance the man shows up with a printed out version of the contract and a paper shredder and just needs more time to secure props.
Gladiator. The scene where Maximus dies with the cutaway of walking through a wheat field always gets me.
May 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Gladiator. The scene where Maximus dies with the cutaway of walking through a wheat field always gets me.
He took his solemn vows in ‘81 and they made the elite 8 in ‘82 for the first time since ‘78… might as well canonize him now.
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He took his solemn vows in ‘81 and they made the elite 8 in ‘82 for the first time since ‘78… might as well canonize him now.
New pope is a Villanova grad. Time to lock in those March madness picks for the next couple of decades.
Side note, someone needs to dig up a photo of the pope shirtless with the C in Wildcats paint on his chest.
Side note, someone needs to dig up a photo of the pope shirtless with the C in Wildcats paint on his chest.
May 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
New pope is a Villanova grad. Time to lock in those March madness picks for the next couple of decades.
Side note, someone needs to dig up a photo of the pope shirtless with the C in Wildcats paint on his chest.
Side note, someone needs to dig up a photo of the pope shirtless with the C in Wildcats paint on his chest.
Real @boardgeniuses.bsky.social content.
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Real @boardgeniuses.bsky.social content.
Committed to his brand.
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Committed to his brand.
News media at it again. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
April 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
News media at it again. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Go back and watch one of those games and see if he sprints even once.
March 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Go back and watch one of those games and see if he sprints even once.
Big wind and rain. No hail @ McCrory & Poplar Creek Rd. Lasted all of 5 minutes.
March 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Big wind and rain. No hail @ McCrory & Poplar Creek Rd. Lasted all of 5 minutes.
Ok so there’s a flaw with this methodology in that it doesn’t track availability/scarcity. My Publix in Tennessee has been out of their regularly/low priced eggs for weeks. We’ve had to buy more expensive skus to compensate.
March 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ok so there’s a flaw with this methodology in that it doesn’t track availability/scarcity. My Publix in Tennessee has been out of their regularly/low priced eggs for weeks. We’ve had to buy more expensive skus to compensate.
You can literally buy an F-150 Lightning Lariat that’s compatible with Tesla’s super chargers for less… and it’s an actual functional truck. This blows my mind.
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You can literally buy an F-150 Lightning Lariat that’s compatible with Tesla’s super chargers for less… and it’s an actual functional truck. This blows my mind.
This needs matching joggers @homefield.bsky.social. Do the right thing. Let the people go full kit.
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This needs matching joggers @homefield.bsky.social. Do the right thing. Let the people go full kit.
I’m taking the presidential Winnebago straight to Area 51.
February 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m taking the presidential Winnebago straight to Area 51.
Hasn’t the Brazilian national team had enough.
February 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hasn’t the Brazilian national team had enough.
We get back to our table, I order some ice cream from the app and toss on some “I’m sorry you didn’t get to play Daniel Tiger” for my kid. As the waitress comes up, the cow is looming behind her. It turns it head. My son is back to anxiety Jell-O. The waitress asks “Is everything ok?”
13/13
13/13
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
We get back to our table, I order some ice cream from the app and toss on some “I’m sorry you didn’t get to play Daniel Tiger” for my kid. As the waitress comes up, the cow is looming behind her. It turns it head. My son is back to anxiety Jell-O. The waitress asks “Is everything ok?”
13/13
13/13
Cow walks off, and my son regains control of his extremities. He wants to go play. I look inside and it’s like hell in a cell in that glass box. I open the door for him and his hands fly to his ears as we hear 10 kids all screeching. I look at him and say “Ice Cream?”… “Yeah.”
12/x
12/x
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Cow walks off, and my son regains control of his extremities. He wants to go play. I look inside and it’s like hell in a cell in that glass box. I open the door for him and his hands fly to his ears as we hear 10 kids all screeching. I look at him and say “Ice Cream?”… “Yeah.”
12/x
12/x
My son starts yelling “Look it’s the cow!” any time the cow enters the room. This time it hears him. The cow starts heading our way, makes eye contact with my kid. Buddy turns into social anxiety Jell-O. Body and limbs go completely limp.
11/x
11/x
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My son starts yelling “Look it’s the cow!” any time the cow enters the room. This time it hears him. The cow starts heading our way, makes eye contact with my kid. Buddy turns into social anxiety Jell-O. Body and limbs go completely limp.
11/x
11/x
There’s at least 3-4 dozen kids in this place. All simultaneously hyper excited and very on edge from this anthropomorphic bovine. At least two kids are crying simultaneously at any given moment.
10/x
10/x
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There’s at least 3-4 dozen kids in this place. All simultaneously hyper excited and very on edge from this anthropomorphic bovine. At least two kids are crying simultaneously at any given moment.
10/x
10/x
I drop baby girl off at home and make good on my promise for Chik-Fil-A. We get there, it’s “family night”. Some poor teenager is dressed in a cow mascot suit. It’s pure chaos.
9/x
9/x
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I drop baby girl off at home and make good on my promise for Chik-Fil-A. We get there, it’s “family night”. Some poor teenager is dressed in a cow mascot suit. It’s pure chaos.
9/x
9/x
I try to call my wife to tell her the tale but she’s in a meeting. I hang up, Then my son goes “Dad, you didn’t buckle me.” Almost teach him some new words. I pull into an ace hardware, buckle him in the parking lot. Minor panic attack. And I set off for home.
8/x
8/x
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I try to call my wife to tell her the tale but she’s in a meeting. I hang up, Then my son goes “Dad, you didn’t buckle me.” Almost teach him some new words. I pull into an ace hardware, buckle him in the parking lot. Minor panic attack. And I set off for home.
8/x
8/x
My son goes… “dad, my door is open”. I get back up, run around the car close the door, get back to my seat, start the car, turn out of the school onto the main road…
7/x
7/x
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My son goes… “dad, my door is open”. I get back up, run around the car close the door, get back to my seat, start the car, turn out of the school onto the main road…
7/x
7/x