Eyeriss
@copyrighthoe.bsky.social
Full time historian part time wife - she/her - 🏳️⚧️
Making homemade stadium nachos so I am get a glimpse of what life would be like if my father loved me
March 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Making homemade stadium nachos so I am get a glimpse of what life would be like if my father loved me
If Canada becomes a state Sufjan Stevens has to add it to the remaining 48 state albums he has to make and frankly I think its too much for him.
February 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
If Canada becomes a state Sufjan Stevens has to add it to the remaining 48 state albums he has to make and frankly I think its too much for him.
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Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah. They say good things can happen dude. Hell yes dude. Yes.
January 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah. They say good things can happen dude. Hell yes dude. Yes.
The fact that blocking bots doesn't make them unfollow me will very soon diminish my lowbie privilege and i for one won't stand for it
December 7, 2024 at 5:16 PM
The fact that blocking bots doesn't make them unfollow me will very soon diminish my lowbie privilege and i for one won't stand for it
Natural blonde and faded green dye got me looking like a piece of moldy bread
December 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Natural blonde and faded green dye got me looking like a piece of moldy bread
God gave me two gifts on this earth: a huge hog and baking skills and baby, im piping noon and night
November 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
God gave me two gifts on this earth: a huge hog and baking skills and baby, im piping noon and night
White ppl love that i put salt in my food
November 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
White ppl love that i put salt in my food
Who trymna get me pregnent
November 28, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Who trymna get me pregnent
In my old age im becoming a seasonal handle type bitch
November 28, 2024 at 6:44 AM
In my old age im becoming a seasonal handle type bitch
No i dont need a job i need 4-5 trans men grinding on me
November 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
No i dont need a job i need 4-5 trans men grinding on me
Shoutout the xray tech at the ER who thought that i needed my potential fetus protected from radiation whom i didnt have the heart to tell that i have a penis
November 25, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Shoutout the xray tech at the ER who thought that i needed my potential fetus protected from radiation whom i didnt have the heart to tell that i have a penis
How did they expect to show me biblical satan with a fat ass on cow and chicken and expect me to be straight wtf is this
November 2, 2024 at 4:49 PM
How did they expect to show me biblical satan with a fat ass on cow and chicken and expect me to be straight wtf is this
They call me ranch cuz i be dressing
October 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
They call me ranch cuz i be dressing
Problematic age gap between my milk and my cereal
October 22, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Problematic age gap between my milk and my cereal
Just got out of six flags court they made me swear on a gucci mane album that i wouldnt rip air duster down the water slide again
October 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Just got out of six flags court they made me swear on a gucci mane album that i wouldnt rip air duster down the water slide again
Shoutout my husband for being my #1 fan and also for cleaning the litterboxes so I can appreciate our cats more
October 21, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Shoutout my husband for being my #1 fan and also for cleaning the litterboxes so I can appreciate our cats more
Quitting my job was a good decision because now i can focus on finishing my Dracula+Megatron transgender slow burn romance, Megatransylvanian nights II: Blood and Oil
October 21, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Quitting my job was a good decision because now i can focus on finishing my Dracula+Megatron transgender slow burn romance, Megatransylvanian nights II: Blood and Oil
Welp i got one follower time to commit a faux pas by accidentally jacking off on stream
October 20, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Welp i got one follower time to commit a faux pas by accidentally jacking off on stream