Coraline Jones
@coralinemaria.bsky.social
certified dumb bitch
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i’m like if a beautiful girl was really cozy and loved her bed a lot
October 19, 2024 at 1:23 AM
i’m like if a beautiful girl was really cozy and loved her bed a lot
literally bought a one way ticket to portugal so yeah you could say i’m “fine”
March 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
literally bought a one way ticket to portugal so yeah you could say i’m “fine”
if u can’t sleep throw on a youtube playlist of technical deep dives into the engineering issues behind the oceangate titan implosion. idk man there’s just something so cozy about falling asleep to a british guy dryly explaining the mechanics behind the violent death of several billionaires 🥰
March 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
if u can’t sleep throw on a youtube playlist of technical deep dives into the engineering issues behind the oceangate titan implosion. idk man there’s just something so cozy about falling asleep to a british guy dryly explaining the mechanics behind the violent death of several billionaires 🥰
started using my twitter account just to troll on all the fascists who populate that app and honestly it’s such a beautiful use of my time and energy
March 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
started using my twitter account just to troll on all the fascists who populate that app and honestly it’s such a beautiful use of my time and energy
damn i hate it when i’m right
i hate to be alarmist but i quite literally couldn’t sleep last night bc the vibes in this country are so rancid. i fear there is not enough xanax in the world to get me through whatever fresh hell this next week entails.
January 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
damn i hate it when i’m right
Doing Well why do you ask
January 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Doing Well why do you ask
i hate to be alarmist but i quite literally couldn’t sleep last night bc the vibes in this country are so rancid. i fear there is not enough xanax in the world to get me through whatever fresh hell this next week entails.
January 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i hate to be alarmist but i quite literally couldn’t sleep last night bc the vibes in this country are so rancid. i fear there is not enough xanax in the world to get me through whatever fresh hell this next week entails.
can one of them hurry up the suspense is killing me
It feels like we're in the Act 1 one of those dystopian movies where robots kill everyone, or a disease kills everyone, or a natural disaster kills everyone, or a dictator kills everyone...
Except in this movie, ALL of those things happen.
Except in this movie, ALL of those things happen.
January 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
can one of them hurry up the suspense is killing me
it’s honestly insane how elon musk took something i was hopelessly addicted to and made it so unappealing that the addiction went away within months of him taking over. thank u elon musk for sucking so hard i had to touch grass
January 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
it’s honestly insane how elon musk took something i was hopelessly addicted to and made it so unappealing that the addiction went away within months of him taking over. thank u elon musk for sucking so hard i had to touch grass
follow me on red note/little red book/whatever the kids are calling it im here for it. genuinely only took about a half hour of scrolling for me to forget i wasn’t on tiktok
January 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
follow me on red note/little red book/whatever the kids are calling it im here for it. genuinely only took about a half hour of scrolling for me to forget i wasn’t on tiktok
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Saw this in my recommendations and all I could think of was this tumblr post
January 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Saw this in my recommendations and all I could think of was this tumblr post
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"yeah it's pricy but this is the one thing i really spend money on" - me about everything
January 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"yeah it's pricy but this is the one thing i really spend money on" - me about everything
the way the youtube algo is like expertly designed to redpill is diabolical. every niche interest from ghost hunting to beauty drama leads back to some guy sitting in front of video games and action figures acting outraged about something he doesn’t understand that has no effect on his life lol
January 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
the way the youtube algo is like expertly designed to redpill is diabolical. every niche interest from ghost hunting to beauty drama leads back to some guy sitting in front of video games and action figures acting outraged about something he doesn’t understand that has no effect on his life lol
actual footage from the peak of my life
January 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
actual footage from the peak of my life
do they not realize killing him will literally start a revolution like come on i just want to chill i don’t need to live through the collapse of an empire…. i’m sooo good on that thanks
December 21, 2024 at 4:57 AM
do they not realize killing him will literally start a revolution like come on i just want to chill i don’t need to live through the collapse of an empire…. i’m sooo good on that thanks
why did i just watch a 10 minute analysis of the wicked movie from ben shapiro and also why is he kinda cooking… he needs to give up right wing grifting, embrace his blatant bisexuality and do a complete pivot into musical theater commentary bc it’s clearly his true passion and i’m being so serious
December 13, 2024 at 4:28 AM
why did i just watch a 10 minute analysis of the wicked movie from ben shapiro and also why is he kinda cooking… he needs to give up right wing grifting, embrace his blatant bisexuality and do a complete pivot into musical theater commentary bc it’s clearly his true passion and i’m being so serious
can’t believe americans were so right about us being the main character country in the alien invasion. the world called us self absorbed but now there are aliens in new jersey of all places… really makes u think
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 AM
can’t believe americans were so right about us being the main character country in the alien invasion. the world called us self absorbed but now there are aliens in new jersey of all places… really makes u think
idk i actually think it’s bad how much of US foreign policy is based on trying to make the book of revelation come true…. like call me crazy but i’m actually pro not ushering in the apocalypse
December 9, 2024 at 9:16 PM
idk i actually think it’s bad how much of US foreign policy is based on trying to make the book of revelation come true…. like call me crazy but i’m actually pro not ushering in the apocalypse
i’m confused as to why he was showing anyone at mcdonald’s his id are they doing the taco bell cantina thing now…. can we get spiked mcdonald’s cokes??? this changes everything
could’ve all been avoided if he honored the boycott smh nypost.com/2024/12/09/u...
December 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
i’m confused as to why he was showing anyone at mcdonald’s his id are they doing the taco bell cantina thing now…. can we get spiked mcdonald’s cokes??? this changes everything
everyone of all political affiliations on every social media platform today:
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 PM
everyone of all political affiliations on every social media platform today:
“you’re not ugly, you have cortisol face!!” so close! i’m actually just not ugly
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 AM
“you’re not ugly, you have cortisol face!!” so close! i’m actually just not ugly
a beautiful redhead model who i’ve been obsessed with for years just popped up on a dating app and the gut punch i got when she was not an immediate match is worse than any heartbreak i could imagine
December 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
a beautiful redhead model who i’ve been obsessed with for years just popped up on a dating app and the gut punch i got when she was not an immediate match is worse than any heartbreak i could imagine
what is donald trump’s plan to get us spotify wrapped on time in 2025
December 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
what is donald trump’s plan to get us spotify wrapped on time in 2025
just hit my annoying loud cat with a silent generation ass insult. i really said “cats should be seen and not heard” lmfao. she better think twice about meowing in my ear at 4 am again bc god knows what i’ll come up with next
December 3, 2024 at 10:06 AM
just hit my annoying loud cat with a silent generation ass insult. i really said “cats should be seen and not heard” lmfao. she better think twice about meowing in my ear at 4 am again bc god knows what i’ll come up with next
spent some time on twitter for the first time in a few weeks last night and wow that place is cooked. every other tweet on my feed is so over-boiled in overt christian nationalism, it feels like the entire website is in the final stages of internal decay. spooky shit.
December 1, 2024 at 4:35 PM
spent some time on twitter for the first time in a few weeks last night and wow that place is cooked. every other tweet on my feed is so over-boiled in overt christian nationalism, it feels like the entire website is in the final stages of internal decay. spooky shit.