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knee deep in it
Aren’t you at around the age for a clarinet pivot?
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Did you recently break out the Morphine discography?
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Haha. Just checking. I know you can skew dark there, too.

I don’t do terribly well with stressful horror games anymore either. I did finish the Last of Uses, but it was a chore to be sure.
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hmm. Tell me what’s on your turntable.
December 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Haha, they were so young.

I also remember wheeze laughing with friends at Jackass Number Two, for whatever that says about me.
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
All of my most memorable are so because they were awkward. My mom taking a friend and I to Pulp Fiction — choosing Superbad to see with my aunt/uncle where we were the oldest in the theater by far — a big Disney fan coworker getting mad at Shrek.
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My mom and her husband ran an actual ironwork company for years. They had a print of “lunch on the beam” up in the office. Makes me mad to see that parodied here. At least the original featured actual workers, not the fucking c-suite.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I had no idea there was a new version.
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Especially when you can just slap the Bristol Chart up over your commode
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There was a Grammy nom, but I’d be surprised .02% of anyone off the street knew about her.

Also, Butch Walker being known as “a member of Train” is criminal.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It took death to surface Sophie.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Can’t all be winners.
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@runningboard7.bsky.social I’m not a shoe guy, just pinning this one for you
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
💯
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don’t trust any outlet is interested in sufficient vetting or moderation for it to be meaningfully representative
October 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM