I feel like the 777-300 thing is a fully rehearsed good cop/bad cop bit. Telling that they don’t pull it on Queequeg, but I don’t believe for a second that they’re paying him a greater share than any harpoonist out of Nantucket.

Addendum to rule 1: is the name uniquely cursed?

Oddly easy to hear it in Rodney Dangerfield’s voice.

They get the seafood flavor to work its way through via the seafood-fed (and -shod?) milk cow!

I assumed it was one perpetual stew and the tossed in the seafood to order

This man JUMPED OFF OF A CANOE and climbed the side of a ship. Everyone was so impressed that they LET HIM JOIN THE CREW! Also, his SKULL reminds me of a bust of GEORGE WASHINGTON!

Truly cannot see or hear the word without my brain playing back this exchange

🍂🍁🍃🌿🐐 (we need a goat skeleton emoji, clearly)

Yes—a little self-hatred disguised as hipster whaling gatekeeping.

Rian Johnson adaptation of The Confidence Man when? 🐳

If there’s no rope ladder to pull up after yourself it doesn’t count imho

Whale bar & bartender

I’ve made 🐋 part of my morning coffee routine, so your post is how I learned the news.

The pages are falling out of the binding of the copy I checked out of my local library, so I ordered a Penguin Classics…but the library edition has these Kent illustrations so I might (carefully) flip through both side by side!