Nothing tops this.

Only thing I liked about it was Timothée Chalamet playing a stoner bro from Michigan.

Friendly reminder that after today the days start to get longer.

Will be interesting to see how the saga of @jessesingal.com arriving on this platform plays out.

Whether you agree or disagree with him I can’t see any world where anything he’s done here would warrant a ban.

I don’t know what this is but I believe this qualifies to me to make a guest appearance.

I’ve just learned that at least some people are referring to these as “skeets” and I’d like to formally announce that I plan to do everything in my power to push back against this continuing.

Rapidly switching between Twitter and this app and losing track of which one I’m on because the interface is so similar.

So will @bsky.app incorporate a verification checkmark? Maybe like a nice blue one? Like the kind I always dreamed of someday having before Elon stole all the fame and glory one might have aspired to by getting one?

The bots have found me here.

*We could have had a president who reads.

Blind imported as many follows as I could via the chrome extension. I know some of them were not the right accounts but had no interest in actually reviewing anything.

If I followed you on Twitter and you never followed me back and you’re an account I like a lot now’s the time to make things right.

The election postmortems have mercifully started to slow down but just a reminder that at one level everybody’s takes are wrong but at another level our discourse actively creates reality so anyone’s take can be right.

If Kamala had just barely won would wokeness still be dead?

My only question about this place is will the algorithm allow me to grow organically from my current 1 follower (my mother-in-law) to an intellectual titan finally getting the recognition I deserve?

Swat cats undefeated.