Corey Martin
@coreymmartin.bsky.social
I love to cook, watch sports and say silly things.
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My job sucks but Breaking Bad doesn't.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My job sucks but Breaking Bad doesn't.
Watching football with my dog. Few things are better.
September 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Watching football with my dog. Few things are better.
What a start to the NFL season
September 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
What a start to the NFL season
Football starts tomorrow. It's about time.
September 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Football starts tomorrow. It's about time.
LOL Fuck the Astros
September 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
LOL Fuck the Astros
Both my wife and dog are snoring
Oddly peaceful
Oddly peaceful
August 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Both my wife and dog are snoring
Oddly peaceful
Oddly peaceful
Things I would recommend:
Get high. Cook food.
Things I would not recommend:
Get high. Watch 'Smile 2'
Unsettling as fuck.
Get high. Cook food.
Things I would not recommend:
Get high. Watch 'Smile 2'
Unsettling as fuck.
August 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Things I would recommend:
Get high. Cook food.
Things I would not recommend:
Get high. Watch 'Smile 2'
Unsettling as fuck.
Get high. Cook food.
Things I would not recommend:
Get high. Watch 'Smile 2'
Unsettling as fuck.
Why do I even bother watching the Yankees? This is a brutal stretch. Yikes.
August 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why do I even bother watching the Yankees? This is a brutal stretch. Yikes.
And now everyone will be talking about the new Taylor Swift album announcement for the rest of the week.
Good. I needed to reduce my screen time anyway.
Good. I needed to reduce my screen time anyway.
August 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
And now everyone will be talking about the new Taylor Swift album announcement for the rest of the week.
Good. I needed to reduce my screen time anyway.
Good. I needed to reduce my screen time anyway.
Oh hey hi there this is still here
August 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh hey hi there this is still here
The new season of 'Its Always Sunny' is the best season in years.
August 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The new season of 'Its Always Sunny' is the best season in years.
So glad I came to work and we opened an hour early for all zero of the customers we had that first hour.
Corporate retail sucks.
Corporate retail sucks.
July 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So glad I came to work and we opened an hour early for all zero of the customers we had that first hour.
Corporate retail sucks.
Corporate retail sucks.
I love John Stewart
July 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I love John Stewart
I got high and mowed my front lawn today. It was actually enjoyable and my lawn looks great.
July 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I got high and mowed my front lawn today. It was actually enjoyable and my lawn looks great.
Cooking a new dish tonight. My house smells like Cajun food. These are the kind of off days I need.
July 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cooking a new dish tonight. My house smells like Cajun food. These are the kind of off days I need.
I need to write in my journal more.
July 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I need to write in my journal more.
Joey Chestnut is exactly who we need right now.
July 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Joey Chestnut is exactly who we need right now.
You know it's gonna be a good day at work when the music playlist of the same 20 songs stops playing.
July 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You know it's gonna be a good day at work when the music playlist of the same 20 songs stops playing.
Road trip to Texas, now boarding....
June 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Road trip to Texas, now boarding....
'Will and Grace' was so far ahead of its time.
What an incredibly funny and thoughtful show.
What an incredibly funny and thoughtful show.
June 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
'Will and Grace' was so far ahead of its time.
What an incredibly funny and thoughtful show.
What an incredibly funny and thoughtful show.