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Funny Friday
I really thought I was adulting successfully today… then cereal for dinner determined that was a lie. 🥣😂
Tell me I’m not alone - what was your “I tried” meal this week?
#FridayFunny #Adulting #CerealForDinner #Relatable #RealLife
I really thought I was adulting successfully today… then cereal for dinner determined that was a lie. 🥣😂
Tell me I’m not alone - what was your “I tried” meal this week?
#FridayFunny #Adulting #CerealForDinner #Relatable #RealLife
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Funny Friday
I really thought I was adulting successfully today… then cereal for dinner determined that was a lie. 🥣😂
Tell me I’m not alone - what was your “I tried” meal this week?
#FridayFunny #Adulting #CerealForDinner #Relatable #RealLife
I really thought I was adulting successfully today… then cereal for dinner determined that was a lie. 🥣😂
Tell me I’m not alone - what was your “I tried” meal this week?
#FridayFunny #Adulting #CerealForDinner #Relatable #RealLife
If Katniss Everdeen had a LinkedIn
Headline - Strategic Survivalist and Coalition Builder
Summary - Delivers mission success in hostile environments with limited resources and high broadcast scrutiny.
#BookHumor #HungerGames #KatnissEverdeen #YA #Readers
Headline - Strategic Survivalist and Coalition Builder
Summary - Delivers mission success in hostile environments with limited resources and high broadcast scrutiny.
#BookHumor #HungerGames #KatnissEverdeen #YA #Readers
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
If Katniss Everdeen had a LinkedIn
Headline - Strategic Survivalist and Coalition Builder
Summary - Delivers mission success in hostile environments with limited resources and high broadcast scrutiny.
#BookHumor #HungerGames #KatnissEverdeen #YA #Readers
Headline - Strategic Survivalist and Coalition Builder
Summary - Delivers mission success in hostile environments with limited resources and high broadcast scrutiny.
#BookHumor #HungerGames #KatnissEverdeen #YA #Readers
One-Star Humans: the book reviews the reader. 😂📚
Jennifer P. aka Skim Shady: skims, sticky fingers, short attention span, chaotic energy. The book is fine - the reader is the problem.
#BookHumor #ReaderLife #BookReviews #Bookish
Jennifer P. aka Skim Shady: skims, sticky fingers, short attention span, chaotic energy. The book is fine - the reader is the problem.
#BookHumor #ReaderLife #BookReviews #Bookish
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 PM
One-Star Humans: the book reviews the reader. 😂📚
Jennifer P. aka Skim Shady: skims, sticky fingers, short attention span, chaotic energy. The book is fine - the reader is the problem.
#BookHumor #ReaderLife #BookReviews #Bookish
Jennifer P. aka Skim Shady: skims, sticky fingers, short attention span, chaotic energy. The book is fine - the reader is the problem.
#BookHumor #ReaderLife #BookReviews #Bookish
CURRENTLY READING: The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab
Starting this one and the atmosphere is already so dreamy and haunting. The premise is heartbreakingly good - immortality, but no one remembers you.
#CurrentlyReading #AddieLaRue #VESchwab #BookCommunity #ReadingUpdate
Starting this one and the atmosphere is already so dreamy and haunting. The premise is heartbreakingly good - immortality, but no one remembers you.
#CurrentlyReading #AddieLaRue #VESchwab #BookCommunity #ReadingUpdate
January 27, 2026 at 3:04 PM
CURRENTLY READING: The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab
Starting this one and the atmosphere is already so dreamy and haunting. The premise is heartbreakingly good - immortality, but no one remembers you.
#CurrentlyReading #AddieLaRue #VESchwab #BookCommunity #ReadingUpdate
Starting this one and the atmosphere is already so dreamy and haunting. The premise is heartbreakingly good - immortality, but no one remembers you.
#CurrentlyReading #AddieLaRue #VESchwab #BookCommunity #ReadingUpdate
Book Review: Three on the Roof by NC Cole
Unsettling, tense, and twisty. The dread builds fast and the psychological spiral keeps tightening until you’re fully locked in. 😳📚
#BookReview #ThreeOnTheRoof #NCCole #PsychologicalThriller #HorrorBooks
Unsettling, tense, and twisty. The dread builds fast and the psychological spiral keeps tightening until you’re fully locked in. 😳📚
#BookReview #ThreeOnTheRoof #NCCole #PsychologicalThriller #HorrorBooks
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Book Review: Three on the Roof by NC Cole
Unsettling, tense, and twisty. The dread builds fast and the psychological spiral keeps tightening until you’re fully locked in. 😳📚
#BookReview #ThreeOnTheRoof #NCCole #PsychologicalThriller #HorrorBooks
Unsettling, tense, and twisty. The dread builds fast and the psychological spiral keeps tightening until you’re fully locked in. 😳📚
#BookReview #ThreeOnTheRoof #NCCole #PsychologicalThriller #HorrorBooks
Book Review: Psycho Shifters by Jasmine Mas
In both the best and worst ways, this book is a train wreck, messy, so ridiculous it is hard to look away, and just a complete disaster.
#BookReview #PsychoShifters #JasmineMas #BookHumor #ReaderLife #PageTurner #Bookstagram #BookTok #NightReaders
In both the best and worst ways, this book is a train wreck, messy, so ridiculous it is hard to look away, and just a complete disaster.
#BookReview #PsychoShifters #JasmineMas #BookHumor #ReaderLife #PageTurner #Bookstagram #BookTok #NightReaders
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Book Review: Psycho Shifters by Jasmine Mas
In both the best and worst ways, this book is a train wreck, messy, so ridiculous it is hard to look away, and just a complete disaster.
#BookReview #PsychoShifters #JasmineMas #BookHumor #ReaderLife #PageTurner #Bookstagram #BookTok #NightReaders
In both the best and worst ways, this book is a train wreck, messy, so ridiculous it is hard to look away, and just a complete disaster.
#BookReview #PsychoShifters #JasmineMas #BookHumor #ReaderLife #PageTurner #Bookstagram #BookTok #NightReaders
The Library Assassin Who Secretly Erased Everyone’s Book Notes
A rogue librarian, vanished annotations, and a trail of pristine pages. Timeline, methods, suspects, and the one clue they couldn’t erase. Bookish chaos meets faux true crime in 60 seconds. 💀📚
#mystery #books #truecrime
A rogue librarian, vanished annotations, and a trail of pristine pages. Timeline, methods, suspects, and the one clue they couldn’t erase. Bookish chaos meets faux true crime in 60 seconds. 💀📚
#mystery #books #truecrime
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The Library Assassin Who Secretly Erased Everyone’s Book Notes
A rogue librarian, vanished annotations, and a trail of pristine pages. Timeline, methods, suspects, and the one clue they couldn’t erase. Bookish chaos meets faux true crime in 60 seconds. 💀📚
#mystery #books #truecrime
A rogue librarian, vanished annotations, and a trail of pristine pages. Timeline, methods, suspects, and the one clue they couldn’t erase. Bookish chaos meets faux true crime in 60 seconds. 💀📚
#mystery #books #truecrime
Funny Friday
I opened the book calmly... and now I am pacing like a dad on prom night. Checking the door, walking the hall, pretending I’m fine while the plot takes a hard left. What chapter last did this to you? 😂📚
#FridayFunny #BookHumor #ReaderLife #PageTurner #Cliffhanger
I opened the book calmly... and now I am pacing like a dad on prom night. Checking the door, walking the hall, pretending I’m fine while the plot takes a hard left. What chapter last did this to you? 😂📚
#FridayFunny #BookHumor #ReaderLife #PageTurner #Cliffhanger
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Funny Friday
I opened the book calmly... and now I am pacing like a dad on prom night. Checking the door, walking the hall, pretending I’m fine while the plot takes a hard left. What chapter last did this to you? 😂📚
#FridayFunny #BookHumor #ReaderLife #PageTurner #Cliffhanger
I opened the book calmly... and now I am pacing like a dad on prom night. Checking the door, walking the hall, pretending I’m fine while the plot takes a hard left. What chapter last did this to you? 😂📚
#FridayFunny #BookHumor #ReaderLife #PageTurner #Cliffhanger
Incident Report: Bella Swan → Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Claims: boundary issues, unsolicited surveillance, unexplained life saving, evasive answers, cold-to-the-touch anomalies.
#BookDiscussion #Twilight #Parody #YA #Readers
Claims: boundary issues, unsolicited surveillance, unexplained life saving, evasive answers, cold-to-the-touch anomalies.
#BookDiscussion #Twilight #Parody #YA #Readers
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Incident Report: Bella Swan → Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Claims: boundary issues, unsolicited surveillance, unexplained life saving, evasive answers, cold-to-the-touch anomalies.
#BookDiscussion #Twilight #Parody #YA #Readers
Claims: boundary issues, unsolicited surveillance, unexplained life saving, evasive answers, cold-to-the-touch anomalies.
#BookDiscussion #Twilight #Parody #YA #Readers
One minute on why porch swings create the best romance: soft creak, golden hour, and conversation that turns into confession. This is my ode to slow-burn love and staying for “one more minute.” 🌿💫
#RomanceBooks #CozyRomance #SmallTownRomance #PorchSwing #Readers #coreysbookreviews
#RomanceBooks #CozyRomance #SmallTownRomance #PorchSwing #Readers #coreysbookreviews
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
One minute on why porch swings create the best romance: soft creak, golden hour, and conversation that turns into confession. This is my ode to slow-burn love and staying for “one more minute.” 🌿💫
#RomanceBooks #CozyRomance #SmallTownRomance #PorchSwing #Readers #coreysbookreviews
#RomanceBooks #CozyRomance #SmallTownRomance #PorchSwing #Readers #coreysbookreviews
Incident Report — Ten Billion to One
Dystopia breakdown: Zero-Day math, population counter creep, Outlier designation at birth, and the OCC’s C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N rubric that audits caretakers.
Author: M.E. Tilburn — Instagram: @m.e.tilburnwrites
#Dystopian #NearFuture #TenBillionToOne #Outlier #ZeroDay
Dystopia breakdown: Zero-Day math, population counter creep, Outlier designation at birth, and the OCC’s C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N rubric that audits caretakers.
Author: M.E. Tilburn — Instagram: @m.e.tilburnwrites
#Dystopian #NearFuture #TenBillionToOne #Outlier #ZeroDay
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Incident Report — Ten Billion to One
Dystopia breakdown: Zero-Day math, population counter creep, Outlier designation at birth, and the OCC’s C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N rubric that audits caretakers.
Author: M.E. Tilburn — Instagram: @m.e.tilburnwrites
#Dystopian #NearFuture #TenBillionToOne #Outlier #ZeroDay
Dystopia breakdown: Zero-Day math, population counter creep, Outlier designation at birth, and the OCC’s C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N rubric that audits caretakers.
Author: M.E. Tilburn — Instagram: @m.e.tilburnwrites
#Dystopian #NearFuture #TenBillionToOne #Outlier #ZeroDay
Currently Reading: The Loop — Jeremy Robert Johnson.
Think: body horror meets conspiracy in a town that feels one siren away from unraveling. Early pages are wild and way too readable at midnight. 🧪📟
#TheLoop #JeremyRobertJohnson #Horror #SciFiThriller #Readers
Think: body horror meets conspiracy in a town that feels one siren away from unraveling. Early pages are wild and way too readable at midnight. 🧪📟
#TheLoop #JeremyRobertJohnson #Horror #SciFiThriller #Readers
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Currently Reading: The Loop — Jeremy Robert Johnson.
Think: body horror meets conspiracy in a town that feels one siren away from unraveling. Early pages are wild and way too readable at midnight. 🧪📟
#TheLoop #JeremyRobertJohnson #Horror #SciFiThriller #Readers
Think: body horror meets conspiracy in a town that feels one siren away from unraveling. Early pages are wild and way too readable at midnight. 🧪📟
#TheLoop #JeremyRobertJohnson #Horror #SciFiThriller #Readers
Book Review: Departure — A.G. Riddle. Crash survivors, reality glitches, and a clue trail that clicks into place. Fast, clever, and surprisingly heartfelt; the ending lands without hand holding. Read more → coreysbookreviews.com
#Departure #AGRiddle #BookReview #SciFiThriller #coreysbookreviews
#Departure #AGRiddle #BookReview #SciFiThriller #coreysbookreviews
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Book Review: Departure — A.G. Riddle. Crash survivors, reality glitches, and a clue trail that clicks into place. Fast, clever, and surprisingly heartfelt; the ending lands without hand holding. Read more → coreysbookreviews.com
#Departure #AGRiddle #BookReview #SciFiThriller #coreysbookreviews
#Departure #AGRiddle #BookReview #SciFiThriller #coreysbookreviews
Expense Report for Celaena Sardothien - Preliminary audit shows: enchanted cloak tailoring, broken window deposit, emergency masquerade attire, lockpick restock, map replacements after “incendiary research,” and one line called “don’t ask.” 😂🧾
#BookHumor #ThroneOfGlass #Fantasy
#BookHumor #ThroneOfGlass #Fantasy
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Expense Report for Celaena Sardothien - Preliminary audit shows: enchanted cloak tailoring, broken window deposit, emergency masquerade attire, lockpick restock, map replacements after “incendiary research,” and one line called “don’t ask.” 😂🧾
#BookHumor #ThroneOfGlass #Fantasy
#BookHumor #ThroneOfGlass #Fantasy
Friday Funny
My plans tonight... are a 3-hour scroll and regret. I will be taking no questions and ignoring all screen time warnings. 😂📱
Hashtags:
#FridayFunny #Relatable #DoomScroll #NightOwls #ScreenTime #Oops #Bookstagram #BookTok
My plans tonight... are a 3-hour scroll and regret. I will be taking no questions and ignoring all screen time warnings. 😂📱
Hashtags:
#FridayFunny #Relatable #DoomScroll #NightOwls #ScreenTime #Oops #Bookstagram #BookTok
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Friday Funny
My plans tonight... are a 3-hour scroll and regret. I will be taking no questions and ignoring all screen time warnings. 😂📱
Hashtags:
#FridayFunny #Relatable #DoomScroll #NightOwls #ScreenTime #Oops #Bookstagram #BookTok
My plans tonight... are a 3-hour scroll and regret. I will be taking no questions and ignoring all screen time warnings. 😂📱
Hashtags:
#FridayFunny #Relatable #DoomScroll #NightOwls #ScreenTime #Oops #Bookstagram #BookTok
Diary of a Book — a 1-min POV from the most dramatic object in your house. Notes on: spine-cracking Pilates, coffee aromatherapy, highlighter tattoos, jealous side-eye at the e-reader, and the final glow-up when I get my spot on the shelf. Parody, spoiler-light. 😂📚
#BookHumor #TBR #BookChat
#BookHumor #TBR #BookChat
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Diary of a Book — a 1-min POV from the most dramatic object in your house. Notes on: spine-cracking Pilates, coffee aromatherapy, highlighter tattoos, jealous side-eye at the e-reader, and the final glow-up when I get my spot on the shelf. Parody, spoiler-light. 😂📚
#BookHumor #TBR #BookChat
#BookHumor #TBR #BookChat
Book Review — Where the Forest Meets the Stars
Starlight, quiet fields, and a life-changing arrival. Gentle, hopeful, memorable. 🌲⭐
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#coreysbookreviews
Starlight, quiet fields, and a life-changing arrival. Gentle, hopeful, memorable. 🌲⭐
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#coreysbookreviews
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Book Review — Where the Forest Meets the Stars
Starlight, quiet fields, and a life-changing arrival. Gentle, hopeful, memorable. 🌲⭐
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#coreysbookreviews
Starlight, quiet fields, and a life-changing arrival. Gentle, hopeful, memorable. 🌲⭐
coreysbookreviews.com
#coreysbookreviews
HR Misconduct Report: Aly Cappedllucci, RN
A fictional, spoiler-light HR case file for the character in Lights Out: boundary concerns, shift conduct questions, and charting inconsistencies.
#BookVideo #BookDiscussion #LightsOut #HRReport #ThrillerReads #ReaderCommunity #FictionAnalysis #Parody
A fictional, spoiler-light HR case file for the character in Lights Out: boundary concerns, shift conduct questions, and charting inconsistencies.
#BookVideo #BookDiscussion #LightsOut #HRReport #ThrillerReads #ReaderCommunity #FictionAnalysis #Parody
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
HR Misconduct Report: Aly Cappedllucci, RN
A fictional, spoiler-light HR case file for the character in Lights Out: boundary concerns, shift conduct questions, and charting inconsistencies.
#BookVideo #BookDiscussion #LightsOut #HRReport #ThrillerReads #ReaderCommunity #FictionAnalysis #Parody
A fictional, spoiler-light HR case file for the character in Lights Out: boundary concerns, shift conduct questions, and charting inconsistencies.
#BookVideo #BookDiscussion #LightsOut #HRReport #ThrillerReads #ReaderCommunity #FictionAnalysis #Parody
✨ Micro Plot: Dark Matter ✨ One quiet walk home. One creepy question: “Are you happy in your life?” One box, and Jason wakes up in a world that’s almost his… but not. Tiny choices, huge consequences. More: coreysbookreviews.com #MicroPlot #DarkMatter #scifi
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
✨ Micro Plot: Dark Matter ✨ One quiet walk home. One creepy question: “Are you happy in your life?” One box, and Jason wakes up in a world that’s almost his… but not. Tiny choices, huge consequences. More: coreysbookreviews.com #MicroPlot #DarkMatter #scifi
Micro Plot — No Shelter But the Stars
Crash-landed enemies. Breath to breath teamwork. A secret with imperial fallout. 🚀🌖
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#coreysbookreviews
Crash-landed enemies. Breath to breath teamwork. A secret with imperial fallout. 🚀🌖
coreysbookreviews.com
#coreysbookreviews
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Micro Plot — No Shelter But the Stars
Crash-landed enemies. Breath to breath teamwork. A secret with imperial fallout. 🚀🌖
coreysbookreviews.com
#coreysbookreviews
Crash-landed enemies. Breath to breath teamwork. A secret with imperial fallout. 🚀🌖
coreysbookreviews.com
#coreysbookreviews
Book Review: Skinside — Eira Asher. Biotech city where skins are upgrades and illicit grafts import memories and hunger. Slick pacing, vivid world, needle-sharp dread, finale that cuts clean. Read more → coreysbookreviews.com
#Skinside #EiraAsher #BookReview #coreysbookreviews
#Skinside #EiraAsher #BookReview #coreysbookreviews
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Book Review: Skinside — Eira Asher. Biotech city where skins are upgrades and illicit grafts import memories and hunger. Slick pacing, vivid world, needle-sharp dread, finale that cuts clean. Read more → coreysbookreviews.com
#Skinside #EiraAsher #BookReview #coreysbookreviews
#Skinside #EiraAsher #BookReview #coreysbookreviews
✨ First Lines Friday: Ash ✨
Soft, fairy-tale opening with grief, a lonely girl, and a forest that feels watchful. You know from the first lines this Cinderella retelling is going to be queer, witchy, and bittersweet.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#FirstLinesFriday #Ash #MalindaLo #books
Soft, fairy-tale opening with grief, a lonely girl, and a forest that feels watchful. You know from the first lines this Cinderella retelling is going to be queer, witchy, and bittersweet.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#FirstLinesFriday #Ash #MalindaLo #books
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
✨ First Lines Friday: Ash ✨
Soft, fairy-tale opening with grief, a lonely girl, and a forest that feels watchful. You know from the first lines this Cinderella retelling is going to be queer, witchy, and bittersweet.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#FirstLinesFriday #Ash #MalindaLo #books
Soft, fairy-tale opening with grief, a lonely girl, and a forest that feels watchful. You know from the first lines this Cinderella retelling is going to be queer, witchy, and bittersweet.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#FirstLinesFriday #Ash #MalindaLo #books
✨ Friday Funny ✨
Follow count: questionable.
Book taste: absolutely immaculate.
If you’re seeing this, your reader taste is elite and the algorithm is confused. Hit follow and prove it right.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#FridayFunny #books #bookhumor #booktok
Follow count: questionable.
Book taste: absolutely immaculate.
If you’re seeing this, your reader taste is elite and the algorithm is confused. Hit follow and prove it right.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#FridayFunny #books #bookhumor #booktok
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
✨ Friday Funny ✨
Follow count: questionable.
Book taste: absolutely immaculate.
If you’re seeing this, your reader taste is elite and the algorithm is confused. Hit follow and prove it right.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#FridayFunny #books #bookhumor #booktok
Follow count: questionable.
Book taste: absolutely immaculate.
If you’re seeing this, your reader taste is elite and the algorithm is confused. Hit follow and prove it right.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#FridayFunny #books #bookhumor #booktok
Book Spotlight: Ten Billion to One — M.E. Tilburn 📖✨
Top of the TBR tower, zero spoilers accepted 🤫 Manifesting steady tension, clever reveals, and late night page turning 🌙 If you’ve read it, drop a spoiler-light yay or nay.
#TenBillionToOne #METilburn #Books #TBR #Readers #Fiction
Top of the TBR tower, zero spoilers accepted 🤫 Manifesting steady tension, clever reveals, and late night page turning 🌙 If you’ve read it, drop a spoiler-light yay or nay.
#TenBillionToOne #METilburn #Books #TBR #Readers #Fiction
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Book Spotlight: Ten Billion to One — M.E. Tilburn 📖✨
Top of the TBR tower, zero spoilers accepted 🤫 Manifesting steady tension, clever reveals, and late night page turning 🌙 If you’ve read it, drop a spoiler-light yay or nay.
#TenBillionToOne #METilburn #Books #TBR #Readers #Fiction
Top of the TBR tower, zero spoilers accepted 🤫 Manifesting steady tension, clever reveals, and late night page turning 🌙 If you’ve read it, drop a spoiler-light yay or nay.
#TenBillionToOne #METilburn #Books #TBR #Readers #Fiction
✨ Page 99 Test: Where the Forest Meets the Stars ✨
By page 99, the found-family bond between Jo, Ursa, and Gabe is forming, but the mystery around Ursa is sharper than ever. Gentle, bittersweet, and just uneasy enough to keep you hooked.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#Page99Test #books
By page 99, the found-family bond between Jo, Ursa, and Gabe is forming, but the mystery around Ursa is sharper than ever. Gentle, bittersweet, and just uneasy enough to keep you hooked.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#Page99Test #books
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
✨ Page 99 Test: Where the Forest Meets the Stars ✨
By page 99, the found-family bond between Jo, Ursa, and Gabe is forming, but the mystery around Ursa is sharper than ever. Gentle, bittersweet, and just uneasy enough to keep you hooked.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#Page99Test #books
By page 99, the found-family bond between Jo, Ursa, and Gabe is forming, but the mystery around Ursa is sharper than ever. Gentle, bittersweet, and just uneasy enough to keep you hooked.
More: coreysbookreviews.com
#Page99Test #books