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Corey Sorenson
@coreysorenson.bsky.social
Educator. S&C Coach. Mountaineer.
#SAFC #Suns #GoCougs | 🇳🇴🇩🇪🇩🇰 |📍Seattle, WA
As someone who loves the UEFA Champions League; this is my reaction every time I hear the announcers say “FIFA Club World Champions” whenever they bring up Chelsea.

Also, “The Other Guys” is criminally underrated
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hang it in the Louvre
(And then increase the security)

#SAFC | #Sunderland | #EPL
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me on Friday:
Nothing will pull me out of this Mariners Game 7 loss funk.

* #Sunderland outplaying Chelsea on the road and clinching 3pts with a 90+ min game winning goal
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Breaking in my new #Sunderland custom made hat at Coheed and Cambria tonight 🤘

We got “The Pit” passes too.
Just in case we wanted our bodies to feel “extra old” tomorrow morning at work 😎
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just as the God intended. 🙌🏼
@shoey13.bsky.social @nkisch.bsky.social
#Sunderland | #SAFC | #EPL
September 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Me having to get up at 5:30am to watch Sunderland following years of the early morning League 1 / Championship schedule.

#Sunderland | #SAFC | #EPL
September 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
@soundersfc.com fans know 😎
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

#Seattle | #MLS | #Sounders
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
3-0 Sounders.
2025 League Cup Champions 🏆🫡
September 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
League Cup Final.
Time to make it 2 for 2 this weekend 🫡
#Sounders 🤝 #Sunderland
September 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Fellas, there is no love like our Sunderland Love and our Sunderland text thread 😎
@shoey13.bsky.social @nkisch.bsky.social

#Sunderland | #SAFC | #EPL
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
#Sunderland loses one Premier League Game.

Me:
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My respects to the Stadium of Light in infrastructure crew! 😎🫡
@shoey13.bsky.social @nkisch.bsky.social

#Sunderland | #SAFC | #EPL
August 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
May 2024 we finished 16th in the Championship and @shoey13.bsky.social @nkisch.bsky.social and I were happy SAFC finally had a functioning online retail store.

15 months
6 Epic Hummel Kits
3 matching tattoos later:
We are Premier League.

Enjoy this moment.

Ha’way the lads 🙌🏼

#Sunderland | #SAFC
August 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
On his phone. Shitting on the world.
📍Bergen, Norway 🇳🇴
July 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Airport Breakfast Beers always hit 😊
🇳🇱AMS 🛫 🛬 BGO 🇳🇴
July 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Afternoon W 😎
2-1 @reignfc.com
July 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Bluesky just got a huge boost of
Phoenix Suns self-deprecating humor. 🫡🤝
@strohmeyerd.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
July 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
For those keeping track at home:

Watching the 2nd half before bed for the 9th time in 13 days still doesn’t get old. @shoey13.bsky.social @nkisch.bsky.social

#Sunderland | #SAFC | #TilTheEnd
June 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Weekend Complete ✍🏻

#TilTheEnd | #SAFC | #Sunderland
May 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
“In it for the ultimate glory? Yes. But for so much more. The journey along the way. The importance of belonging. And belonging to something bigger than ourselves, can never be overestimated”
- Father Marc Lyden-Smith
“Sunderland Til I Die” Season 3

#TilTheEnd | #SAFC | #Sunderland
May 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Still out drinking and celebrating with the boys. Never thought I’d say this but I feel like I’m gonna need a proper cry at some point this weekend when it all fully hits me.

League 1 to Premier League 🙌🏼

What this club means to me ❤️
#TilTheEnd | #Sunderland | #SAFC
May 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Airport Breakfast Beer.
Ha’way the lads!

#Sunderland | #SAFC | #TilTheEnd
May 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Monday, May 19th 2025 at 11:17am.

When my nervous system official switched from a Euphoric High off of Tuesdays win to Anxious Existence for Wembley on Saturday.

Now on to Wembley! Ha’way the Lads!

#SAFC | #TilTheEnd | #Sunderland
May 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’ve got two if either Mundle or Le Fee need one to make this lineup happen.
#SAFC | #TilTheEnd | #Sunderland
May 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM