I have thought this too! “Tempest in a teacup, get unique” “this is just a storm inside a teacup” “I’ve been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness”

The only thing that’s giving me hope is the fact that this the song samples glitch. I take that as the song is a glitch and none of it’s true at least on the surface - maybe the “little old” showgirl is who’s showing up like a record scratch? I hate having to wait to see how the rest play out.

OH YEAH thank you!

Bejeweled?

I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN SHE SAID THIS

Saaaame it’s such a bop lol

Definitely a few bops haha

I feel crazy when I see stuff like this and I just think “she is EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE” lmaooo

I’ve seen people draw similarities to the arch with the engagement photos but I also just realized the confetti here makes me think of the confetti when you google her name and get “and, baby, that’s show business for you”

I’m way more giddy about this than I thought I would be. I know this will be eaten up by the mainstream, but I love being on the side that sees what’s actually going on ❤️‍🔥🪩🧨

The dynamite!! TNT