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@corinawith2ns.bsky.social
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closet nerd 🤓 rock 🎸 DMB 🎧 gamer 🎮 beagle mom 🐶 human mom 🧑🏻‍🦱👩🏻👧🏼🧒🏼
PROUD LIB 💙 autism advocate ❤️ LGBTQ+ safe space 🌈 vaccine advocate 💉 Minnesota 🏠

Don’t DM me if you’re a creep. Thx
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#sessanta2.0 6/1 St. Paul w/my mini me. Bucket list concert. Best time. 🥹
Image of two women taking a selfie at a concert
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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😂
Picture of JD Vance in the middle of Greenland with the caption “look at this stupid fucking dork”
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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can it be true? Will we be skonging this year?? PLEASE😭 #nintendodirect #hollowknight #silksong
Picture of new game Silksong
April 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Ridiculous. #beagle #bedhog #attached
Picture of me on the very edge of my bed because my beagle is trying to melt into my body
April 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Uhh… Congrats?
Again, dumbest timeline in history.
Breaking: Arkansas has officially made Ivermectin an over the counter medication.
March 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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The university’s official statement on the matter stressed that they did not and will not report any students’ immigration status to authorities. This is being done by modern day Nazis.
Breaking news a University of Minnesota student was detained by US immigration and customs enforcement officials on Thursday, March 27. The international graduate student was enrolled at the school’s twin cities campus, according to an email from U officials. MPR News
March 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Here’s the absolute chud I came across while scrolling TikTok.
A 🍊💩 TATTOO?! 🤮 We are living through the dumbest timeline in history.
Mouth-breather with a “Trump FAFO” tattoo on his chest
March 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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ALL cyber trucks recalled.
The Simpsons resident bully pointing and shouting “HA HA”
March 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Chillin with my homie. 🥰
March 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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TASER NAPKIN 😭

we all need some funnies now & then. 🖤
Picture of man holding a fist up to a stingray with the caption “boutta punch this taser napkin for my dude Steve Irwin”
March 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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A little Sunday reminder 🌈✨
Cartoon drawing of Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos with their words “billionaires are not your friends”
March 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Description of bill Description of bill
March 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Hypocrites of the highest order.
“Let’s imagine for a second a world in which Kamala Harris was having Taylor Swift destroy government institutions and as her popularity naturally dropped held press conferences showing her records and merch from the White House. The right would lose their ever loving mind.”
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I wrote this 7 years ago & it went semi-viral (pun intended). I feel it applies even more today. (sing to the tune of Sound of Silence 🖤)

Enjoy!
Text sung to the tune of the song “sound of silence” - “hello measles my old friend, I’ve come to deal with you again. because a rash is softly creeping. left its mark while I was sleeping. and the swelling that took place inside my brain still remains, while I’m ignoring science. And in that Vaxxed movie I saw, one hundred people maybe more. People blaming without knowing, people injured without showing. People citing facts that real studies never shared, and no one cared. Ignoring all the science. Fools said I you are just shills. Doctors lie and vaccines kill. Hear the words that I preach to you. It’s just a cult and it won’t hurt you. But my words like silent raindrops fell. They echoed in the labs of science. And the people bowed and prayed, to the Wakefield god they made. And disease flashed out its warning, in the fevers it was forming. And this man said the words of the chiros are written on Facebook walls and hospital halls. Ignoring all the science.”
March 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Hi I went to a rock concert with my grown ass daughter. Sevendust, Three Days Grace and Disturbed. It was nice to forget about the shittiness going on & have a nice evening. Gobbless. 🖤🤘🏼
Picture of myself and my daughter at a concert
March 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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🫠
Xi Jinping is on the phone with Putin saying “bro you seeing this? Hold up, got a line…” then shows Kim Jong Un calling Jingpin saying “BROOOOO”
March 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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#IMPEACHNOW
AI generated picture of trump in a diaper, king’s robe and crown standing in front of a war torn White House.
February 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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What an absolute unit. The party of family values!!
Screenshot of Elon Musk’s ex, Grimes, tweet saying “plz respond about our child’s medical crisis. I am sorry to do this publicly but it is no longer acceptable to ignore this situation. This requires immediate attention. If you don’t want to talk to me can you please designate or hire someone who can so that we can move forward on solving this. This is urgent Elon.” Screenshot of Elon Musk’s ex, Grimes, tweet saying “I’m not giving any details but he won’t respond to texts call or emails and has skipped every meeting and our child will suffer life long impairment if he doesn’t respond asap. So I need him to fucking respond and if I have to apply public pressure then I guess that’s where we are at.”
February 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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GOOD MORNING ☕️🌈
Picture of trump with the words “if explosive diarrhea was a person”
February 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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GO, VIV, GO!! ✨✨ #elonlies
Screenshot of Elon musk’s stranger daughter saying “I understand your new angle is this western values/christian family man thing but it’s such a weird choice. You are not a family man, you are a serial adulterer who won’t stop fucking lying about your own children. You are not a Christian as far as I’m aware you’ve never stepped foot in a church. You are not some bastion for equality/progress. You called Arabic the language of the enemy when I was 6, have been sued for discrimination multiple times, and are from Apartheid South Africa. You are not saving the planet, you do not give a fuck about climate change and you’re lying about multi-planetary civilization as both an excuse and because you want to seem like the CEO from Ready Player One. I would mention the birth rate stuff, but I am not touching that weird 14-words breeder shit with a ten foot pole. You single-handedly disillusioned me with how gullible we are as a species because somehow people keep believing you for reasons that continue to evade me.
February 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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My favorite pastime lately is watching MAGAts self-own.
Screenshot of a conversation. Person A says “definitely because Trump supporters are not brainwashed at all!!” Person B responds “we are wide awake!!” Person C responds “you’re woke? Interesting.” Person B responds “I’m not woke you idiot!! I said we’re wide awake!”
February 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Poster that says 50 states, 50 capitals, 50 marches 2/5/25 if you cannot get there, call out from work. If you cannot call out, wear something blue 12pm noon Everybody needs to post individually about it. They can’t suppress everyone flooding the system with the same message. One voice.
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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my doggo is doing her best RFK impression. 🤤
Woman taking selfie with sleeping beagle who’s eyes are rolled back Woman taking selfie with beagle who’s eyes are pointing different directions
January 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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my dog ate my gummies & was absolutely cheeched all day.

will this be a learning experience for her? Abso-toot-ly not. She’s a #beagle. If it’s edible… or hell, if it’s not edible… it’s in da mouf.
Chonky beagle laying on dog bed. She is clearly high af.
December 11, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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Srsly. What goes on in public bathrooms that I’m not privy to? (besides vacating bodily fluids & getting tf out of there posthaste cause it usually stanks)
Text saying “I used a public restroom the other day and it never crossed my mind to wonder what everybody’s genitalia looked like in there because I’m not a raging weirdo.”
November 23, 2024 at 5:27 AM