My 6 year old son put his mom's Apple watch on. He set it to exercise mode and is now running around the house "burning calories for mom".
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
My 6 year old son put his mom's Apple watch on. He set it to exercise mode and is now running around the house "burning calories for mom".
I have two older half-siblings from my Dad's side.
Their mom was Jewish and my Dad was born Catholic but became an athiest.
My sister calls herself a Cathew.
Their mom was Jewish and my Dad was born Catholic but became an athiest.
My sister calls herself a Cathew.
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I have two older half-siblings from my Dad's side.
Their mom was Jewish and my Dad was born Catholic but became an athiest.
My sister calls herself a Cathew.
Their mom was Jewish and my Dad was born Catholic but became an athiest.
My sister calls herself a Cathew.
What do you call a guy without a head in Sleepy Hallow?
A headless horseman
What do you call a reckless funeral car driver?
A heedless hearse man
What do you call Slash without his top hat?
A hatless Hudson
A headless horseman
What do you call a reckless funeral car driver?
A heedless hearse man
What do you call Slash without his top hat?
A hatless Hudson
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
What do you call a guy without a head in Sleepy Hallow?
A headless horseman
What do you call a reckless funeral car driver?
A heedless hearse man
What do you call Slash without his top hat?
A hatless Hudson
A headless horseman
What do you call a reckless funeral car driver?
A heedless hearse man
What do you call Slash without his top hat?
A hatless Hudson
The 3 stages of the novice Buddhist
1) "Oh this is nice" "Mindfullness meditation is really helpful"
"You should try this"
2) "Whaaaa!!! I'm an existential mistake..." "Not sure if you should try this"
3) "Snap out of it!"
1) "Oh this is nice" "Mindfullness meditation is really helpful"
"You should try this"
2) "Whaaaa!!! I'm an existential mistake..." "Not sure if you should try this"
3) "Snap out of it!"
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The 3 stages of the novice Buddhist
1) "Oh this is nice" "Mindfullness meditation is really helpful"
"You should try this"
2) "Whaaaa!!! I'm an existential mistake..." "Not sure if you should try this"
3) "Snap out of it!"
1) "Oh this is nice" "Mindfullness meditation is really helpful"
"You should try this"
2) "Whaaaa!!! I'm an existential mistake..." "Not sure if you should try this"
3) "Snap out of it!"
I never copped to the conventional life. Wasn't raised or built for that. Fully embracing my inner village idiot.
Stay tuned!
Stay tuned!
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I never copped to the conventional life. Wasn't raised or built for that. Fully embracing my inner village idiot.
Stay tuned!
Stay tuned!
The 3 stages of the novice Buddhist
1) "Oh this is nice" "Mindfullness meditation is really helpful"
"You should try this"
2) "Whaaaa!!! I'm an existential mistake..." "Not sure if you try this"
3) "Snap out of that!"
1) "Oh this is nice" "Mindfullness meditation is really helpful"
"You should try this"
2) "Whaaaa!!! I'm an existential mistake..." "Not sure if you try this"
3) "Snap out of that!"
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The 3 stages of the novice Buddhist
1) "Oh this is nice" "Mindfullness meditation is really helpful"
"You should try this"
2) "Whaaaa!!! I'm an existential mistake..." "Not sure if you try this"
3) "Snap out of that!"
1) "Oh this is nice" "Mindfullness meditation is really helpful"
"You should try this"
2) "Whaaaa!!! I'm an existential mistake..." "Not sure if you try this"
3) "Snap out of that!"
A content creator on YouTube says black holes are trash bins for outdated information and dark matter is where all of the information in the universe that exists is stored. Whoa!
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
A content creator on YouTube says black holes are trash bins for outdated information and dark matter is where all of the information in the universe that exists is stored. Whoa!
I went to Brooklyn Friends High School for my freshman year.
Imagine having to tell your homies you go to Friends school.
The Brooklyn part gave it some teeth at least.
For my remaining years, I went to Stuyvesant High School. Not a tough school, but the namesake was one cold gangster.
Imagine having to tell your homies you go to Friends school.
The Brooklyn part gave it some teeth at least.
For my remaining years, I went to Stuyvesant High School. Not a tough school, but the namesake was one cold gangster.
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I went to Brooklyn Friends High School for my freshman year.
Imagine having to tell your homies you go to Friends school.
The Brooklyn part gave it some teeth at least.
For my remaining years, I went to Stuyvesant High School. Not a tough school, but the namesake was one cold gangster.
Imagine having to tell your homies you go to Friends school.
The Brooklyn part gave it some teeth at least.
For my remaining years, I went to Stuyvesant High School. Not a tough school, but the namesake was one cold gangster.
Multi-tasking within a specific system and space that is designed for a specific result is good and healthy. I can do that. Multi-tasking with vastly different projects and responsibilities at the same time. No thanks!
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Multi-tasking within a specific system and space that is designed for a specific result is good and healthy. I can do that. Multi-tasking with vastly different projects and responsibilities at the same time. No thanks!
(Pt 2)
Transparent bins that are awkwardly large are very useful but too many at once will take up too much real estate. You should have no more than four to six of them being used in storage and exactly three at your disposal at all times.
Transparent bins that are awkwardly large are very useful but too many at once will take up too much real estate. You should have no more than four to six of them being used in storage and exactly three at your disposal at all times.
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
(Pt 2)
Transparent bins that are awkwardly large are very useful but too many at once will take up too much real estate. You should have no more than four to six of them being used in storage and exactly three at your disposal at all times.
Transparent bins that are awkwardly large are very useful but too many at once will take up too much real estate. You should have no more than four to six of them being used in storage and exactly three at your disposal at all times.
The higheirchy of storage bins:
Transparent bins with specific purposes and dimensions, usually small to mid size, are the alphas. Hopefully, a majority of the lids fit each other. You should have dozens of these at your disposal. (Pt 1)
Transparent bins with specific purposes and dimensions, usually small to mid size, are the alphas. Hopefully, a majority of the lids fit each other. You should have dozens of these at your disposal. (Pt 1)
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The higheirchy of storage bins:
Transparent bins with specific purposes and dimensions, usually small to mid size, are the alphas. Hopefully, a majority of the lids fit each other. You should have dozens of these at your disposal. (Pt 1)
Transparent bins with specific purposes and dimensions, usually small to mid size, are the alphas. Hopefully, a majority of the lids fit each other. You should have dozens of these at your disposal. (Pt 1)
What do you call the fear of vietnamese food?
Pho'phobia
What do you call feigned fear of pho'?
FauxPho'phobia
What you call feigned fear of pho' in Autumn?
Fall fauxPho'phobia
Pho'phobia
What do you call feigned fear of pho'?
FauxPho'phobia
What you call feigned fear of pho' in Autumn?
Fall fauxPho'phobia
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
What do you call the fear of vietnamese food?
Pho'phobia
What do you call feigned fear of pho'?
FauxPho'phobia
What you call feigned fear of pho' in Autumn?
Fall fauxPho'phobia
Pho'phobia
What do you call feigned fear of pho'?
FauxPho'phobia
What you call feigned fear of pho' in Autumn?
Fall fauxPho'phobia
What do you call a Vietnamese restaurant in Brooklyn?
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
What do you call a Vietnamese restaurant in Brooklyn?
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
The shape of a human in meditation is the shape of a heart upside down
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The shape of a human in meditation is the shape of a heart upside down
It may be true that men have thicker skin, but I mean that literally. Woman are always getting pumiced, peeled and defoliated.
Men not so much.
Some of us are lurking around with layers of epidermis caked on since Wu-Tang dropped the 36 Chambers
Men not so much.
Some of us are lurking around with layers of epidermis caked on since Wu-Tang dropped the 36 Chambers
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It may be true that men have thicker skin, but I mean that literally. Woman are always getting pumiced, peeled and defoliated.
Men not so much.
Some of us are lurking around with layers of epidermis caked on since Wu-Tang dropped the 36 Chambers
Men not so much.
Some of us are lurking around with layers of epidermis caked on since Wu-Tang dropped the 36 Chambers
I'm sure many loyal DT voters are currently experiencing a bad case of ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
Shame has a way of making one feel impotent.
Stroking guns and taking viagra may help for now but what they really need to do is hug a tree naked while confessing their sins.
Shame has a way of making one feel impotent.
Stroking guns and taking viagra may help for now but what they really need to do is hug a tree naked while confessing their sins.
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm sure many loyal DT voters are currently experiencing a bad case of ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
Shame has a way of making one feel impotent.
Stroking guns and taking viagra may help for now but what they really need to do is hug a tree naked while confessing their sins.
Shame has a way of making one feel impotent.
Stroking guns and taking viagra may help for now but what they really need to do is hug a tree naked while confessing their sins.
What do call a Vietnamese restaurant in Brooklyn?
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What do call a Vietnamese restaurant in Brooklyn?
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
If you're out shopping for a christmas tree next year, don't say out loud that you can get it cheaper at Home Depot.
Everyone knows that and it's insulting to the hard-working small business tree sellers.
Besides, how often do you get to interact with sleep deprived gen Z kids cosplaying canadians.
Everyone knows that and it's insulting to the hard-working small business tree sellers.
Besides, how often do you get to interact with sleep deprived gen Z kids cosplaying canadians.
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you're out shopping for a christmas tree next year, don't say out loud that you can get it cheaper at Home Depot.
Everyone knows that and it's insulting to the hard-working small business tree sellers.
Besides, how often do you get to interact with sleep deprived gen Z kids cosplaying canadians.
Everyone knows that and it's insulting to the hard-working small business tree sellers.
Besides, how often do you get to interact with sleep deprived gen Z kids cosplaying canadians.
My young son was stringing up beads for a necklace but was having trouble.
I explained to him that "the cord is frayed" I fixed it and he went back to work on his project.
A moment later, he asked "why did the cord get scared?"
I explained to him that "the cord is frayed" I fixed it and he went back to work on his project.
A moment later, he asked "why did the cord get scared?"
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My young son was stringing up beads for a necklace but was having trouble.
I explained to him that "the cord is frayed" I fixed it and he went back to work on his project.
A moment later, he asked "why did the cord get scared?"
I explained to him that "the cord is frayed" I fixed it and he went back to work on his project.
A moment later, he asked "why did the cord get scared?"
People who fear long words have hippopotomontrosesquipadaliophobia.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
People who fear long words have hippopotomontrosesquipadaliophobia.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
It's awkward and innappropriate to ask a man if he's happy. A better question would be "How are you holding it together?"
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's awkward and innappropriate to ask a man if he's happy. A better question would be "How are you holding it together?"
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
There are 3 things a father cherishes the most:
1) his wife
2) his children
3) his peace of mind
Two out of three ain't bad
1) his wife
2) his children
3) his peace of mind
Two out of three ain't bad
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There are 3 things a father cherishes the most:
1) his wife
2) his children
3) his peace of mind
Two out of three ain't bad
1) his wife
2) his children
3) his peace of mind
Two out of three ain't bad
People who fear long words have hippopotomontrosesquipadaliophobia.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
People who fear long words have hippopotomontrosesquipadaliophobia.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.