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Ralphie the Rover
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Rise like Lions after slumber, in unvanquishable number.
Shake your chains to earth like dew. Which in sleep, had fallen on you.

Ye are many, they are few!
I hope he is going to return that plane then!
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Here in Manchester, we're planning a party for the rarity that is a rainless day! 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oh yes, Farridge ham-fistedly trying to 'flood the zone' 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It gives strong Théoden vibes
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Unrelated, but here is Mason, holding Sunak's feet to the coals midst jolly-boys outing on a private jet...

And THAT is why such coverage of the Tories, none there exists.

It's that simple, make them feel part of the elite & they'll unquestioningly repeat whatever drivel you tell them.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This Chris Mason, right?

Maybe Starmer should simply bribe him with a few flights on a private jet to shut him up?

He's one of THOSE you see, a member of the journalistic CLASS, rather than an actual journalist!

Easily manipulated via their own greed and avarice. Wave shiny things & they comply
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It is just not a very user-friendly interface & poorly worded.

I have 5 Trusts in my area (I work at one) and the below returns for my postcode.

What it tells me is that of the 5 trusts, only T&G have signed the contract, but even as signatories, they aren't yet using the software.
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What is this BULLSHIT they keep trying to ram down our throats?

Why?
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I've been completely preoccupied this past few weeks, family bereavements and general shitness..

But how on earth did I miss Mani dying?

I am bereft!

Any Utd fan who travels away (or sits in Stretty T2) will have met Mani at games, a TRULY lovely man

2025 has been the worst year of my life 😭
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
People still try and claim the vermin aren't the BBC's darlings! 🙄

God forbid they allow comments on clueless Slot spunking a quarter of a Billion and still unable to buy a win..

When Amorim is the subject?

"Oh, comment away, the more damning the better, please!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
As per usual, Trump fucks up & his coterie of criminals play cover for him.

The legality of an order can only be determined AFTER a servicemen has refused to follow it.

Ergo the Dems in the video were undermining the courts martial system & Trump by making the assumption of legality 🙄
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
You jest, but she does need serious psychological attention!

She had somebody do THIS to her for Trump!
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That's Les's shirt!

All the rest, yes iconic Schmeichel, but there is only one man that particular one belonged to!

RiP you big, mad, fantastic man!
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fuentes is ALL over YouTube at the minute which is impressive, considering he is supposedly banned.

YT is letting his fans to do 'Comment videos' which = them sitting in a corner of the screen nodding along with him.

E.g: Somewhat oddly, this immigrant, who only created his channel 3 months ago
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He looks the type! Seen here in his work uniform.

Entirely up to the individual, but if I lived in Louisville or Elizabethtown, I'd make damned sure people were aware Stephen Peters was employing convicted felons, who own illegal firearms!

peterselectricinc.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There is a mental health crisis in this country!

I have a fantastic job, I work for the NHS and I tried to take my own life on Tuesday.

I'm in crisis now and Samaritans are THE only service out there. Just ringing out because they are overwhelmed!
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Where's Pam Bondi!???

Is my catchphrase from now on 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A 'B' mate, almost identical to the below, I've just asked him to send me some pics as all the ones I have are of the little details 🤣🤦‍♂️
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
That moment when your POS racist heart gives up the ghost! 🤣🤣🤣

Fuck you and your Left & Right Ventricles, specifically!
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The right side of his face is so paralysed that he didn't even see the fake tits to ogle! 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM