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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr.

@cornduck3.bsky.social

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Pond-based ponderer. Paddler in snark-infested waters. Poultry poet. Musical bill rainmaker. Political smack injector. My f*cks gave at the office.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 4d

#duckerday #BirdOfTheDay #birds #ducks

Say! What! Again!

PigeonJennie @jenniemunday.bsky.social · 4d

This #Mallard is delighted that @robcrank68.bsky.social‬ has chosen #Ducks as the #BirdOfTheDay
#Birds 🪶 #Birdsky #Nature #Wildlife #Birding #BirdWatching #BirdPhotography

A male Mallard Duck swims on a river facing to the right. The background is dark rippled water. The bird has a chestnut brown breast, grey flanks, brown wings, black and white tail feathers, and a yellow bill. The the evening light makes the ducks head looks dark blue rather than green in colour. Its bill is open giving the impression that it is very happy - maybe even laughing!

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 6h

Make sure to mention your previous sales experience.
🚬🌲

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 7h

The 12 Days of Whatever This Holiday Is song is going to be WAY better than the other one. Looking forward to 5!

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 8h

I hope cats IN bathrobes make you feel better for at least a few seconds.

Five cartoon felines wearing bathrobes, relaxing at the Paw-Radise Luxury Spa.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 8h

The resemblance is pretty spot on, particularly now. (Sorry, Oz. Too soon.)

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 9h

#MusicChallenge
#KillerTunes
10/8
Button Mother – Coraline

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 9h

#Totentanz2025
#MusicChallenge

Day 7

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 9h

#Howl-A-Ween
#MusicChallenge

Day 8, pain

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 9h

#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge

8. A song about love without "love" in the title

She makes a fair argument, that Irma.

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 14h

May you and your chocobox have a well-lubricated celebration!🍵🥂🍸🍹🍷🍺🟤O💨🌭🍩

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 14h

I have a boatload of responses to that, but this is a family show.

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 15h

#readandplay (493)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

...and he's Kanye West. Stay classy, Rock Number Drei.

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 15h

You, my friend, also bring the big duck energy, so that should settle it for everyone. As always, I salute you.🦆🎩⤵️

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 16h

Ahh, a scrolling bright surprise! I think I peed my pond a little.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 16h

This even gives ME goose bumps. Ugh, geese.

I have no duck in this fight (beyond Yankee hating), but young KGJr is still the most breathtaking ballplayer I've ever seen.

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 16h

😂

Tough sledding being a big spender back in the day. Couldn't be lazuli with that stack of lapis.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 16h

Hehehe! I also went light-hearted with the monsters. I've seen your agreeable feed. There's enough real GD ones out there. I came to the party to say #FuckTrump. I'm staying for the #music, #poetry, and spinach artichoke dip.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 16h

That's billions, with a Q.

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah, ol’ Mortimer got Mickrolled right out of Disney history books.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 18h

It’s Maxell, if my memorex serves me correctly.

Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 18h

That is a very heartfelt way of expressing yourself. To those who read your work, your poetry is your philanthropy. We are merely the gracious recipients. The true beauty of appreciating the arts is in its idealistic free trade system. Until you try to buy a concert ticket. Oofah. 🦆🙏

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 18h

Just watched it again (Sunday, I think) for the Bond-teenth time. Can never say with certainty, but still probably my favorite.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 18h

😂🤣😂
I chortled my churro.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 18h

Me neither. Is there a MeetMallards.com?

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 18h

Release The Opaque Files.
Release The Trumpstein Files.

Lbh, they are trying to drag this out until President Persimmon has a bout of non-living-itis.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheFiles

RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 1d

www.huffpost.com/entry/gavin-...

Mike Johnson Brags About Transparency — And Newsom Instantly Wrecks Him

The California governor fired back at Johnson’s government shutdown blame with one sharp question.

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Cornelius von DeadDuck III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 18h

A sonder
Yet asunder
Compassion
And passion
A cinder
Join Tinder?

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