Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant
@corneliusg.bsky.social
RIP 10-3-25 .... This profiles owner has passed on. Suicide is never the answer call or text 988
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" 'THEY' are always after me. It's because I'm very very important. If you don't believe that, and think that I am instead some tiny anonymous wanker pleasuring myself online, that just means that (((they))) must've already gotten to you.' "
October 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
" 'THEY' are always after me. It's because I'm very very important. If you don't believe that, and think that I am instead some tiny anonymous wanker pleasuring myself online, that just means that (((they))) must've already gotten to you.' "
I had to screenshot this brief moment because Ruby and her assistant here look SO INCREDIBLY SERIOUS AND COMPETENT. Like, "Calm down, child. Rest. WE'LL take care of this."
And you know that they totally will.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
And you know that they totally will.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
October 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I had to screenshot this brief moment because Ruby and her assistant here look SO INCREDIBLY SERIOUS AND COMPETENT. Like, "Calm down, child. Rest. WE'LL take care of this."
And you know that they totally will.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
And you know that they totally will.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
If you see this share a pic from your device with no explanation
October 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you see this share a pic from your device with no explanation
It's actually the Flatiron Building
October 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's actually the Flatiron Building
Serendipshitty
October 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Serendipshitty
I'm gonna leave this here and respectfully resign from ever commenting again.
This is the summation.
This is the summation.
September 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm gonna leave this here and respectfully resign from ever commenting again.
This is the summation.
This is the summation.
The father of my daughter's BFF gave me this homemade hot sauce made from his own habanero crop and jesusfuckingchrist this is straight out of the strategic chemical weapons stockpile.
This shit is hallucinogencally hot
This shit is hallucinogencally hot
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The father of my daughter's BFF gave me this homemade hot sauce made from his own habanero crop and jesusfuckingchrist this is straight out of the strategic chemical weapons stockpile.
This shit is hallucinogencally hot
This shit is hallucinogencally hot
Should be an Ulver album cover
September 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Should be an Ulver album cover
OH WAIT... Shit..
Young Boozer is our state treasurer now...
Well, this can only end in glory, right?
Young Boozer is our state treasurer now...
Well, this can only end in glory, right?
September 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
OH WAIT... Shit..
Young Boozer is our state treasurer now...
Well, this can only end in glory, right?
Young Boozer is our state treasurer now...
Well, this can only end in glory, right?
#caturday is the best day of the week, the other six #caturdays are also cool
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
#caturday is the best day of the week, the other six #caturdays are also cool
One of the best things EVER
September 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
One of the best things EVER
Here is a satellite view of where I grew up. Our house is in the upper left on the north side of the road. The pin indicates a place I used to go walking to almost every afternoon. Back then, it was all wooded, some hurricanes took out a lot of the younger trees.
I tell you all this because....
I tell you all this because....
September 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Here is a satellite view of where I grew up. Our house is in the upper left on the north side of the road. The pin indicates a place I used to go walking to almost every afternoon. Back then, it was all wooded, some hurricanes took out a lot of the younger trees.
I tell you all this because....
I tell you all this because....
There is only One Real Muffuletta, and it comes from Central Grocery
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
There is only One Real Muffuletta, and it comes from Central Grocery
Submitted with love and respect:
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Submitted with love and respect:
Big Hails to Zeusifer
September 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Big Hails to Zeusifer
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I try to soften the blow by reading all that shit on languages that I don't understand
I try to soften the blow by reading all that shit on languages that I don't understand
September 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I try to soften the blow by reading all that shit on languages that I don't understand
I try to soften the blow by reading all that shit on languages that I don't understand
RIP to Zeus Sandoval, my daughter and son in laws dog
He was the best pup ever 😿
He was the best pup ever 😿
September 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
RIP to Zeus Sandoval, my daughter and son in laws dog
He was the best pup ever 😿
He was the best pup ever 😿
Father and son 😻
September 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Father and son 😻
I got all distraught and shit yesterday but it's ok. Today I'm off of work so I'm blasting this and will soon enjoy some Cincinnati style chilipups 🙄
Also got the supreme olives on the side
youtu.be/z2ogrccoQKo?...
Also got the supreme olives on the side
youtu.be/z2ogrccoQKo?...
September 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I got all distraught and shit yesterday but it's ok. Today I'm off of work so I'm blasting this and will soon enjoy some Cincinnati style chilipups 🙄
Also got the supreme olives on the side
youtu.be/z2ogrccoQKo?...
Also got the supreme olives on the side
youtu.be/z2ogrccoQKo?...
Love this one too. Hey I got something for u:
youtu.be/Q9gH0QyqhE0?...
youtu.be/Q9gH0QyqhE0?...
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Love this one too. Hey I got something for u:
youtu.be/Q9gH0QyqhE0?...
youtu.be/Q9gH0QyqhE0?...
It is, in fact, this...
Hope your Sunday is going up, down, all around
Hope your Sunday is going up, down, all around
September 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It is, in fact, this...
Hope your Sunday is going up, down, all around
Hope your Sunday is going up, down, all around
Received a birthday wish this morning...from my own phone. Which is strange to me.
September 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Received a birthday wish this morning...from my own phone. Which is strange to me.
Reading. I love stories of unbodied entities fucking up some weirdo rednecks
September 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reading. I love stories of unbodied entities fucking up some weirdo rednecks
