Martha (she/her)
cornishcalzone.bsky.social
Martha (she/her)
@cornishcalzone.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian
Folky noisemaker
Maker of things
Leftie 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏴🚩🏳️‍🌈
ADHDer
Cat milf
I happened to have recently sent it to all my lovers, for Reasons, so it was easy to find
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Here you go
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Ha!
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Yes! I’ve thought this too! No wonder I found him so relatable. 🙃
April 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Reposted by Martha (she/her)
I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I watched a documentary about my workplace a while ago and there was someone I’d slept with in it 😐
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
You’re one of those people who insist “he’s a hebephile, not a paedophile” aren’t you
January 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
PERFECT
January 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My favourite was an episode where they found a souvenir boomerang abandoned on top of a shelf and remodelled the entire room based on it, including fake Aboriginal art and a full-wall mural of Uluru
January 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM