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Jesus looks skeptical, worriedly looking to the side, asking "Ay lil bruh dis seem harder than it was you got venmo?" Catoise meekly says "No", scrunched up. Jesus looks like dissapointed Hard cut to Catoise's dead body splat on the floor, his limbs broken, and his mouth overflowing comically with wine.
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Jesus christ (In catoise form) catches him, Catoise looking mortally scarred. Jesus says "Yurr" Catoise cries for help, his eyes enlargening comically, "UNC YOU GOTTA SAVE ME THEY TRYNA KILL ME IN THIS BITCH" Jesus asks Catoise, "Yo idk if you thought about it but have you tried turning it on and back on?", Catoise yelling "IM NOT PLAYING BRO", Jesus responding, "Aight"
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Catoise takes out a torch, revealing he is in s giant room with no floor Catoise realizes there is no floor, eyes bulging downward Catoise screams as he starts ro plummet, arm reaching out upward Catoise starts to pray as he falls to his doom, "Oh lord & savior almighty Jesus Christ, please save me in this moment of peril"
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Catoise walking into said room, completely dark Door shuts, leaving him in complete darkness
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Catoise assuring himself "ok.. well wherever I'm going cant be so bad.." before turning his head, his eyes elongating and his eyelashes defining as he looks in complete fear. "Fuck" POV of a door that leads to a room where frog imagery is 100% not being produced Catoise looking distressed holding a balloon reading "I WANT MOMMY I WANT MILK I WANT TO BE HELD" Catoise fearfully entering the scary dark evil room
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Catoise gripping at the leg of a tall foreboding figure whose head is out of frame, like a petulant child, asking "Excuse me could you direct me to my working station?" Very uncomfortable frame of Catoise violently digging his claws into this persons leg (Formerly) Foreboding figure's neck completely bends while his body keeps the same stance,, telling Catoise "Well of COURSE sonny.. it's just down the hall"
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Catoise standing infront the path to his workplace, a cartoonishly industrial looking building with pipes going through it, with a bit sign that reads "FACTORY THAT PRODUCES ONLY ONE SINGLE JPEG OF A FROG" Catoise in astonishment Catoise looking in complete awe at a conveyor belt with images of frogs falling into some sort of pit, exclaiming "HOLY SHIT! This is where the jpegs go!"
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Catoise glimmering with a fancy suit, bowtie and a combover, facing a dainty small mirror towards himself, "I've got to look DAPPER for the job! STUNNING! PRESENTABLE!" Previous panel where Catoise is well put-together revealed to be simply a thought, while Catoise, with a 5 o' clock shadow and a big mug reading "Coffee spelt backwards is eefoc which is funny because until i've had mu coffe I dont give eeffoc", saying to himself "Yeah. That'd be nice. Real nice.
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Catoise sitting on a tall couch, exclaiming "Oh BOY i can NOT wait.. TODAY is the big DAY! I got a Sweet gig at this underground lowkey indie place..
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM