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Anthony Mayes
@cornpuzzle.bsky.social
Producer of Podcasts
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🏡 House of Strauss
New Cinephobe!

🚁🏹Rambo: First Blood Part II🏹🚁

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I spend more time talking about Rambo than Rambo has ever spoken in his entire existence.

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October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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🏎️🎌The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift🎌🏎️

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are headed to Japan to live with their deadbeat dad and get introduced to the underground Drift Racing scene by Lil Bow Wow.
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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💣🚘Retribution🚘💣

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I can't get out of their seats, or a pressure triggered bomb will explode.

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October 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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🚍🏔️Ice Road: Vengeance🏔️🚍

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are Kathmandu drifting down an icy 40% grade during a quest to scatter Gurty's ashes on Mount Everest.

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October 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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ISSA CANNA MAGIC

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October 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
THE ICE ROAD Rewatchington

TODAY 10/6 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET

It's not @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social disabilities, it's their freakin attitude.

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October 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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🌽🎙️Pootie Tang🎙️🌽

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social sit down with titan of journalism Bob Costas to discuss Cinephobe's impact on the culture.

So wa-da-tah my damies, sine your pitty on the runny kine.
October 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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🚁📚True Memoirs of an International Assassin📚🚁

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social publish their TRUE podcast in the NON-FICTION category and it changes their lives forever.
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ED Rewatchington

TODAY 9/22 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are going bananas for Mickey Mantle's Monkey.

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September 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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🐎👀WAR👀🐎

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are riding their motorcycles from the Triad district to the Yakuza district in order to recover some valuable thowwbwed statues.
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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🖱️🖥️The Internship🖥️🖱️

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are googling google for a job that will allow them to leave their days of selling watches, mattresses and rascal scooters behind them for good.
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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🌐🖥️War of the Worlds🖥️🌐

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are teaming up without leaving their computers to stop alien robots from penetrating and draining the most precious resource on earth: DATA.
September 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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🗡️🕵️‍♂️The Shadow🕵️‍♂️🗡️

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are picking loose meats with their purple coke nails to feed their chow, before having a rival opium farmer executed... And that's just the cold open!
August 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
BATTLESHIP Rewatchington

MONDAY 8/25 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social board Liam Neeson's boat to let these aliens know that Hasbro is GOATED my boi.

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August 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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🍆💀The Phantom💀🍆

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are ready to Slam Evil with The Ghost Who Walks, a jungle folk hero from Bengalla Island.

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August 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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💻🌎War of the Worlds🌎💻

In a special early drop that messes up the timeline in an attempt to capture the zeitgeist, @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are here to save the world without leaving their chairs.
August 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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🦖🏝️Jurassic Park III🏝️🦖

No force on earth or heaven could get @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I on that island... except an uncashed check that is certain to bounce.

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August 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
DISCLOSURE Rewatchington

MONDAY 8/11 at 4:00 pm PT / 7:00 pm ET

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are getting a patriarchal urge and want Chau Min to get down here so they can exercise their dominance.

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August 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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📻🤖Terminator Salvation🤖📻

In the war against the machines, some believe @talkhoops.bsky.social, @darthamin.bsky.social and I hold the key to salvation, while others believe they are false prophets.

Smash that like and subscribe so we can keep podcasting truth.
August 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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⚡️⚔️Highlander II: The Quickening⚔️⚡️

There can only be one immortal podcaster left standing, so tune in to find out which of @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I survive this episode while the others are left depackitated.
July 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
MONEY TALKS Rewatchington

MONDAY 7/28 at 4:00 pm PT / 7:00 pm ET

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are a couple of G dogs on the fly tip, flossin with the posse, cuttin in the crib!

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July 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New Cinephobe! @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I present:

💿🧛‍♂️Dracula 2000🧛‍♂️💿

In the year 2000, a very sexy Dracula will return to feast upon the blood of Generation X, wear a floor length duster, discover Mardi Gras and listen to CDs at the Virgin Megastore without buying anything.
July 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🐵🌎Planet of the Apes🌎🐵

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are a couple of damn, dirty humans determined to prove that you never send a monkey to do a man’s job.
July 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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🛎️🦧Dunston Checks In🦧🛎️

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel.

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July 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
CONGO Rewatchington

TUESDAY 7/1 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are good gorillas drinking green drop drinks and smoking cigarillos with the fellas

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July 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM