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They're practicing for the Dynamax Incineroar Merge Ritual spell. Normally it just requires 2 legs, 2 arms, and a torso, but a 5 person merge isn't all that impressive, magically speaking. The hypnosis is necessary to keep everyone synced up.
December 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hmm... The first one is most logical, but I think the more fun interpretation is that it starts as the second one, and transitions to the first one as you go down hill.
December 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reminder: Always test your new body's motor functions before using it for anything complex. Every body is different and you need to get used to your host before you kill their friends. Otherwise you'll embarrass yourself like this little knife here did.
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Correction: Satyrs are both. They started out horses and became goats when they became more associated with Pan. Fauns are what the Romans called them after they took over, and as such have always been goats.
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Is it "shifty, AI audiobook companies" or "shifty, AI, audiobook companies"? Like, do they use AI or are they themselves AI? I also hate that we are in a world where this distinction needs to be made. These aren't even mutually exclusive from each other.
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Horror movie where the final girl doesn't even realize that there even is a monster and just beats it by accident. Maybe it messes with perception so that even though the audience can see it, the main characters usually can't. Possibly more comedy than horror.
August 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's slightly more scary in the age of LEDs, but in my opinion it worked best when CFLs were common.
August 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I realize I am definitely overthinking this, but assuming that Link's soul is still in that body then this would be very, very bad. The only way out of it that I can see is if a hero from the past were to travel to the future to stop him. Otherwise, Hyrule is doomed.
August 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Probably Dragon Charge, but Tropical Rush looks neat too.
August 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Depends on if it's following chemical rules or magic rules. Chemical rules say that it will eventually reach saturation and have diminishing returns. Magic could go a lot of ways, obviously, but taken literally the spells would stack linearly.
August 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am pretty certain we had an entire material tf meme for this situation.
July 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Caution is advised when facing a Ballpit Python. If the eggs are not popped quickly enough following their defeat, an adventuring party can quickly find themselves swarmed by juveniles looking for their first meal.
July 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I would also like to add that the most likely person to touch the lamp next would be the person who freed the Genie (as they were most likely still holding it when they did). I somehow doubt that a Genie would warn you of this beforehand.
July 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Given the nature of an oil lamp, perhaps it melts you into vegetable oil first then slurps you up. Then you can't even be freed until you're all burned away and ready to be a proper wish granting fire spirit.
July 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Another interesting case would be two hoops chained together, as in that case it would be possible to truly go through two hoops simultaneously. This would probably end in a gorey disaster as the parts fail to line up properly, but interesting nonetheless. I wonder if there's a way to make it work?
July 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Perhaps the more interesting case is gluing one tf hoop to the back of another, as this would completely prevent the user from ever turning back to their original form.
July 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I imagine it depends on the hoops in question. If it's filled with goo or something, then the applicable mixing rules apply. If it's the hoop itself, then it would probably just be that you transform as if going through the backmost hoop, as it's not like it matters what you start as in that case.
July 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Admittedly, Bruce Wayne is giving a lot of that back to the city. Its higher education rate is only rivaled by its crime rate, and pretty much everyone has a home and access to affordable medical care. If it weren't for the villains, it would be a utopia.
April 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So it makes sense that in the lead up to the second great depression "Woke" media would be on the rise once again.
April 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Uh, X-men probably isn't really the best example considering that the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants did more to help the image of mutants than they did.
April 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"It resembles a Pokémon described in a dubious magazine. Due to the attacks from strange Pokémon that follow sightings of this Pokémon, it is theorized that its hoop is a portal to another world"
April 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Iron Hoop, The Paradox Pokémon: Ghost/Dark type. "This Mysterious Life form strongly resembles a Pokémon described in myth. On the few occasions where it has been spotted, disappearances have soon followed"
April 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM