cornycopious.bsky.social
@cornycopious.bsky.social
Another one of those lunatic leftist paid agitators still waiting for my check…
The undertaker from The Tingler looked like Henry Mancini…or my Russian History professor from college
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
The undertaker from The Tingler looked like Henry Mancini…or my Russian History professor from college
Way to keep neighbors out of your pool while you are on vacation….
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Way to keep neighbors out of your pool while you are on vacation….
My “Barbie” had a similar hostess jumpsuit & robe. I saved all my gift money to buy it cause it was an actual BARBIE outfit. My doll was a knockoff fashion doll & most of her other outfits homemade or (what folk today call) designer fakes. My Ken was discounted cuz his flocked hair had peeled off
February 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
My “Barbie” had a similar hostess jumpsuit & robe. I saved all my gift money to buy it cause it was an actual BARBIE outfit. My doll was a knockoff fashion doll & most of her other outfits homemade or (what folk today call) designer fakes. My Ken was discounted cuz his flocked hair had peeled off
Use for old Halloween skeleton: in the right geography, halfway through a blizzardy night, lay one on a neighbors car roof, so when he starts to clear 12+ inches of snow the next day…
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Use for old Halloween skeleton: in the right geography, halfway through a blizzardy night, lay one on a neighbors car roof, so when he starts to clear 12+ inches of snow the next day…
In my house, “ no one can hear you at night…” line has become a regular tagline
February 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
In my house, “ no one can hear you at night…” line has become a regular tagline
I’ll have one! I’ve drunk everything else….
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I’ll have one! I’ve drunk everything else….
Bingo! Another continuity issue! Plus no one noticed the rigging outside the house? Not only does she float downwards, but floats from far to near. That dr of hers musta been a multitasker at school: MD and Engineering!
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Bingo! Another continuity issue! Plus no one noticed the rigging outside the house? Not only does she float downwards, but floats from far to near. That dr of hers musta been a multitasker at school: MD and Engineering!
That was no lady…it was Tony Hawk!
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
That was no lady…it was Tony Hawk!
It’d pay for my two new tires and tire rim plus fixing the broken whatzits that keep my hatchback rear window from falling on my head-with enough leftover for an iHop breakfast!
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
It’d pay for my two new tires and tire rim plus fixing the broken whatzits that keep my hatchback rear window from falling on my head-with enough leftover for an iHop breakfast!
Corporate team building exercise: everyone gets a gun!
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Corporate team building exercise: everyone gets a gun!
Every home should have an acid pit and an atom bomb shelter…
February 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Every home should have an acid pit and an atom bomb shelter…
Sandals & capris in Minneapolis winter? The agents arent dressed for the weather, either. Where are their MASKS? Where is the snow? I dont doubt ice would do it, but is this a deep fake video? Temps were in the low thirties with chance of snow and evening temp a bit lower. I hope this isn’t a fake
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Sandals & capris in Minneapolis winter? The agents arent dressed for the weather, either. Where are their MASKS? Where is the snow? I dont doubt ice would do it, but is this a deep fake video? Temps were in the low thirties with chance of snow and evening temp a bit lower. I hope this isn’t a fake
I want murderers and rapists gone…starting with trump and his Epstein buddies
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I want murderers and rapists gone…starting with trump and his Epstein buddies
I don’t bother using apostrophes since auto correct screws with the gist of my posts. Ever start a cover letter for a job with Dear Sir or Madam and have the latter changed to Madman? Still job-searching…lol
February 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I don’t bother using apostrophes since auto correct screws with the gist of my posts. Ever start a cover letter for a job with Dear Sir or Madam and have the latter changed to Madman? Still job-searching…lol
Can we arrange that date now? Asap
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Can we arrange that date now? Asap
Black and blue districts will have ice agents looking for suspect illegals (anyone voting blue) off the lines until polling places close
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Black and blue districts will have ice agents looking for suspect illegals (anyone voting blue) off the lines until polling places close
If we ever were to impeach the scum, we have to chose 1 from column A and one from column B. But the menu options for impeachment reasons are infinite…
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If we ever were to impeach the scum, we have to chose 1 from column A and one from column B. But the menu options for impeachment reasons are infinite…
Wite wimmen orta be home droppin‘ babies and doin’ proper wimmen stuff
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Wite wimmen orta be home droppin‘ babies and doin’ proper wimmen stuff
I hear you. Autocorrect makes the “corrections” without asking. One of Tim Cook’s improvements…I hate that man
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I hear you. Autocorrect makes the “corrections” without asking. One of Tim Cook’s improvements…I hate that man
We had 3 cats. Two just died within 2 weeks. Our remaining cat brought one of her toys to one cats sleeping place. It’s been a hard winter for us.
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
We had 3 cats. Two just died within 2 weeks. Our remaining cat brought one of her toys to one cats sleeping place. It’s been a hard winter for us.
Thanks. I needed to see that today
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Thanks. I needed to see that today