Corporate Big Wig
@corporatebigwig.bsky.social
Intersection of Tech and Legal Ops. Father, husband, dog dad. Cheddar, scotch, and submarine yacht connoisseur. Inspired by Chandler Bing’s sarcasm since 1994, and Dr. House’s since 2004.
My wife took Christmas pictures tonight with Saoirse and my god if my heart didn’t completely melt … so adorable
January 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My wife took Christmas pictures tonight with Saoirse and my god if my heart didn’t completely melt … so adorable
Two years ago tonight our lives changed forever. Happy second birthday Saoirse Abigail!
January 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Two years ago tonight our lives changed forever. Happy second birthday Saoirse Abigail!
We tried a local gumbo restaurant tonight and it was AMAZING.
January 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We tried a local gumbo restaurant tonight and it was AMAZING.
I start a new job on Monday and I could not be more thrilled!
January 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I start a new job on Monday and I could not be more thrilled!
My daughter, who we normally have to drag out of bed at 7:30, woke me up at 5:30 this morning and I absolutely want to die.
January 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My daughter, who we normally have to drag out of bed at 7:30, woke me up at 5:30 this morning and I absolutely want to die.
I wish the public told men about baths before we were like … 35. What other secrets are people keeping from us?
December 30, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I wish the public told men about baths before we were like … 35. What other secrets are people keeping from us?
We currently have a shelter in place order and there is a SWAT team in my neighborhood. Our community Facebook group is going to be LIT for the next two days!
December 26, 2024 at 8:17 PM
We currently have a shelter in place order and there is a SWAT team in my neighborhood. Our community Facebook group is going to be LIT for the next two days!
Saoirse woke up at 1:15 right as we were finishing wrapping so I read her Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Clause and I hope the day never comes when I do not tear up reading that to my daughter. What Christmas is all about.
December 25, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Saoirse woke up at 1:15 right as we were finishing wrapping so I read her Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Clause and I hope the day never comes when I do not tear up reading that to my daughter. What Christmas is all about.
This was so good.
December 25, 2024 at 7:34 AM
This was so good.
Do I know any family law attorneys in the Austin area? For a family friend who is struggling with most retainers they have been quoted.
December 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Do I know any family law attorneys in the Austin area? For a family friend who is struggling with most retainers they have been quoted.
On our way to our annual Christmas Eve dinner at Perry’s and we saw heat lightening. Oh, Texas …
December 25, 2024 at 1:26 AM
On our way to our annual Christmas Eve dinner at Perry’s and we saw heat lightening. Oh, Texas …
Surely we have a better solution to running the country than letting one party throw a tantrum once every three months and threatening to take their ball and go home.
December 19, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Surely we have a better solution to running the country than letting one party throw a tantrum once every three months and threatening to take their ball and go home.
I missed all my friends from the other place. I’m hoping most of you are here now?
December 19, 2024 at 8:15 AM
I missed all my friends from the other place. I’m hoping most of you are here now?
The Austin Celtic festival was an incredible time. Will post more pictures soon, but right now I am watching my wife buy every pink baby bow in existence because of how many “your son is so …” comments we got.
November 5, 2023 at 11:07 PM
The Austin Celtic festival was an incredible time. Will post more pictures soon, but right now I am watching my wife buy every pink baby bow in existence because of how many “your son is so …” comments we got.
Fine. Then what do YOU think is the best song to start the rapture to, if you're so good at providing musical scores to biblical prophecies?
If Jesus doesn't start the rapture blasting a duet with Jon Bon Jovi heard round the world of Living on a Prayer, then why did he even die for our sins?
Jesus should cut through the crap of religions, come down, play the song, everyone who sings back the chorus "living on a prayer" gets raptured.
Jesus should cut through the crap of religions, come down, play the song, everyone who sings back the chorus "living on a prayer" gets raptured.
October 17, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Tomorrow starts a new chapter for me. First day at my new job! It has been 8 years since I was last a NKOTB.
October 16, 2023 at 3:59 AM
Tomorrow starts a new chapter for me. First day at my new job! It has been 8 years since I was last a NKOTB.
Single tear. It’s beautiful.
October 7, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Single tear. It’s beautiful.
Next week will be my last on funemployment! I’ve accepted an offer and start the 16th.
October 7, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Next week will be my last on funemployment! I’ve accepted an offer and start the 16th.
Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18, I guess? This is just ludicrous.
October 3, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18, I guess? This is just ludicrous.
I’m sorry, what?!
September 25, 2023 at 2:01 AM
I’m sorry, what?!
September 23, 2023 at 5:12 PM
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I said this on the bad site, but let’s not assume this collapse is just overconfident mediocrity at work. There are a lot of investors on that list for whom the collapse of the most potent activist organizing platform in history is worth a lot more than $44B.
July 2, 2023 at 2:05 AM
I said this on the bad site, but let’s not assume this collapse is just overconfident mediocrity at work. There are a lot of investors on that list for whom the collapse of the most potent activist organizing platform in history is worth a lot more than $44B.
Spending the day immersed in CLM
September 20, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Spending the day immersed in CLM
Twitter ads are a cesspool.
September 12, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Twitter ads are a cesspool.
All but certain to go 0-3 in fantasy to start the year.
September 10, 2023 at 11:14 PM
All but certain to go 0-3 in fantasy to start the year.