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Corrie Aspen
@corrieaspen.bsky.social
Natural Unfiltered Lovergirl.
Shea Butter Enthusiast.
https://bio.site/corrieaspen
Happy Friday friends!
I got some incredible, juicy, perfectly ripe turkey figs at the store today.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
How the hell are poke bowls so. damn. good. That seaweed salad, marinated cucumbers, crab salad, fresh fish, shoyu… it’s just so perfect.
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'll be popping in to Oregon November 20th - 23rd. Mainly Salem and Portland, but I'm open to surrounding areas. Visit my website to schedule an appointment.
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Bay Area: September 25th - 28th

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September 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Still mainly offline, but you know where to find me.

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July 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I love when I’m scrolling through the page of a bad bitch who posts political takes that are in alignment with my values and I’m like “oooh yeah, they’re cookin.” And I go to hit follow AND I’M ALREADY FOLLOWING THEM!
May 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Happy Monday friends. You have made it another day in the hellscape!

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May 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My vanilla job takes a break during the summer so my schedule for appointments has increased availability! Tour dates below.

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Bay Area, CA: May 22nd - 27th
Ashland, OR: June 13th - 17th
May 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
From now on I’m just foregoing captions and putting my website with all photo posts because why the hell not.

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May 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I feel like every 3 to 5 business days I’m getting a notice that yet another company has experienced a data breach. I HATE IT HERE!

Hell in a handbasket… hell in a damn handbasket. Attached is a photo of me side eyeing our current dark magic overlords because I KNOW THEY ARE TO BLAME!
April 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just preparing for a big night out (shopping at Costco).

Please ignore my broken nail. ☹️
April 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When you get that perfect gummy yolk and the shell peels off perfectly?! I’m officially the egg boiling queen. Heavy is thou head that wearest thee crown or however tf that saying goes.
April 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Bay Area, CA: April 18th - 21st

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April 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We have made it to Friday y‘all.
April 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Blueberry Orange Marshmallows

This may be my favorite batch of marshmallows so far.
March 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Can we get a thread going of this?!
No makeup and bad lighting is where I ✨thrive✨.
March 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When the sun just ✨hits✨.
March 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
These XL macarons from Amanda’s Macaron Shoppe are sending me into another dimension. The strawberry banana is literally perfect!
March 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Portland, Oregon: April 7th - 11th

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March 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I love a GREAT hair day. 🤗
February 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I love a good at home well seasoned burrata over spring mix & tomatoes, and homemade bread for dinner. I rarely make actual meals nowadays during the week because I just honestly don’t have the bandwidth.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My Golden Girls box set has arrived. No longer available for appointments until further notice.
February 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Heeeeyyyy 👋🏾🌿
February 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I made lobster with a garlic butter lemon dill sauce the other night. Another 10 out 10. 5 stars. No notes.
February 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM