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@corrineshea.bsky.social
Single crazy cat lady but with mermaid hair
I am never going to finish this summary judgment brief and I just want to hide from it instead
August 9, 2023 at 7:36 PM
I am never going to finish this summary judgment brief and I just want to hide from it instead
HI I HAVE TO PEE BUT AM STUCK ON CALLS FOR ANOTHER HOUR SEND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE
August 8, 2023 at 6:22 PM
HI I HAVE TO PEE BUT AM STUCK ON CALLS FOR ANOTHER HOUR SEND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE
I can't wait to be home and in sweatpants with taco bell and my fat angry cat. Who knocked over his treat dispenser today being an asshole 😹
August 7, 2023 at 7:44 PM
I can't wait to be home and in sweatpants with taco bell and my fat angry cat. Who knocked over his treat dispenser today being an asshole 😹
I really need to stop taking late Sunday flights, I am so fucking tiredddd
August 7, 2023 at 1:43 PM
I really need to stop taking late Sunday flights, I am so fucking tiredddd
How can you say that you love someone that you can't tell is dying
August 7, 2023 at 1:17 PM
How can you say that you love someone that you can't tell is dying
Being an adult is mostly a scam but the best part for sure is that I can stalk my cat on camera and give him treats from anywhere in the world (with wifi and/or cell reception)
August 6, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Being an adult is mostly a scam but the best part for sure is that I can stalk my cat on camera and give him treats from anywhere in the world (with wifi and/or cell reception)
Can this week be over please? I'm exhausted
August 2, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Can this week be over please? I'm exhausted
I feel moody today, I wish I could just go home and cuddle my cat and listen to emo music
July 25, 2023 at 12:57 PM
I feel moody today, I wish I could just go home and cuddle my cat and listen to emo music
Great now I'm crying at work because I miss Bubba. Grief is a bitch.
July 19, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Great now I'm crying at work because I miss Bubba. Grief is a bitch.
I am overwhelmed and I don't like it but also I feel spoiled because it's been months since I felt this way lol
July 18, 2023 at 4:51 PM
I am overwhelmed and I don't like it but also I feel spoiled because it's been months since I felt this way lol
I had 10 hours of interviews yesterday and 4+ more today and I'm exhausted already
July 14, 2023 at 9:28 AM
I had 10 hours of interviews yesterday and 4+ more today and I'm exhausted already
Planning a trip home is just me bouncing back and forth between my best friend and hair dresser consulting their respective availabilities 😂
July 13, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Planning a trip home is just me bouncing back and forth between my best friend and hair dresser consulting their respective availabilities 😂
Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
Anthem tbh
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
Anthem tbh
July 11, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
Anthem tbh
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
Anthem tbh
Why does any man ever think he can get away without deodorant, much less on the subway during 90 degree rush hour. Sir, you smell absolutely foul. Your scent is a crime.
July 11, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Why does any man ever think he can get away without deodorant, much less on the subway during 90 degree rush hour. Sir, you smell absolutely foul. Your scent is a crime.
Coworker: *sees my blanket* oh are you cold?
Me: no, I just like to sit cross legged in dresses
😂🤦🏼♀️😂 Don't worry she is female and proceeded to tell me how she takes her shoes off and forgets sometimes lol
Me: no, I just like to sit cross legged in dresses
😂🤦🏼♀️😂 Don't worry she is female and proceeded to tell me how she takes her shoes off and forgets sometimes lol
July 11, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Coworker: *sees my blanket* oh are you cold?
Me: no, I just like to sit cross legged in dresses
😂🤦🏼♀️😂 Don't worry she is female and proceeded to tell me how she takes her shoes off and forgets sometimes lol
Me: no, I just like to sit cross legged in dresses
😂🤦🏼♀️😂 Don't worry she is female and proceeded to tell me how she takes her shoes off and forgets sometimes lol
It would be great if I could remember the difference between a debit card and my ID when trying to get into my work building 🤦🏼♀️😂
July 10, 2023 at 8:52 PM
It would be great if I could remember the difference between a debit card and my ID when trying to get into my work building 🤦🏼♀️😂
I never have to pee as much as I do when in the office omg what is wrong w my bladder
July 10, 2023 at 5:57 PM
I never have to pee as much as I do when in the office omg what is wrong w my bladder
Cool I just walked into a wall in front of a partners office lol I give up on coordination. It's not in the cards for me.
July 10, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Cool I just walked into a wall in front of a partners office lol I give up on coordination. It's not in the cards for me.
Ugh I don't want to get up and function today
July 10, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Ugh I don't want to get up and function today
I've binged historical fiction all day and I can't remember the last time I was this relaxed and content ❤️
July 9, 2023 at 11:46 PM
I've binged historical fiction all day and I can't remember the last time I was this relaxed and content ❤️
Ugh called my mom to talk but she's at dinner with people I don't like or trust. Aka Trumpers who maliciously gossip to hide their own skeletons.
July 9, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Ugh called my mom to talk but she's at dinner with people I don't like or trust. Aka Trumpers who maliciously gossip to hide their own skeletons.
This actress is giving such a good performance giving birth that it's making me second guess ever wanting them 😂
July 9, 2023 at 6:07 PM
This actress is giving such a good performance giving birth that it's making me second guess ever wanting them 😂
Dearest BlueSky, absolutely nobody wants Twitter or Threads any more than we can stand either Zuckerberg or Musk. Please keep us out of our misery. Love, OG-Twitter Users
July 7, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Dearest BlueSky, absolutely nobody wants Twitter or Threads any more than we can stand either Zuckerberg or Musk. Please keep us out of our misery. Love, OG-Twitter Users