HelveticaPickles
@corsivapickles.bsky.social
Just a nerd nerdin' around. Definitely at least 30 years old enough. they/them
Also, random, niche font jokes, apparently.
Also, random, niche font jokes, apparently.
Well, ya know, balance is key
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well, ya know, balance is key
The surprise shanking from the underwire is always pleasant.
I'm very glad that I only had to endure bras for about 20 years. Never need them again!
But I do wish you and everyone else who seeks the perfect bra unicorn to have a successful hunt.
I'm very glad that I only had to endure bras for about 20 years. Never need them again!
But I do wish you and everyone else who seeks the perfect bra unicorn to have a successful hunt.
a person riding on the back of a unicorn with a rainbow in the background
ALT: a person riding on the back of a unicorn with a rainbow in the background
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December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The surprise shanking from the underwire is always pleasant.
I'm very glad that I only had to endure bras for about 20 years. Never need them again!
But I do wish you and everyone else who seeks the perfect bra unicorn to have a successful hunt.
I'm very glad that I only had to endure bras for about 20 years. Never need them again!
But I do wish you and everyone else who seeks the perfect bra unicorn to have a successful hunt.
One of many reasons I yeeted my chesticles into the Sun.
If I ever found a PERFECT BRA™, I'd buy as many as I could possibly afford and wear them until they disintegrated from old age. My last Aerie T-shirt bra finally fell apart shortly before my surgery after 10 years of faithful service.
If I ever found a PERFECT BRA™, I'd buy as many as I could possibly afford and wear them until they disintegrated from old age. My last Aerie T-shirt bra finally fell apart shortly before my surgery after 10 years of faithful service.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
One of many reasons I yeeted my chesticles into the Sun.
If I ever found a PERFECT BRA™, I'd buy as many as I could possibly afford and wear them until they disintegrated from old age. My last Aerie T-shirt bra finally fell apart shortly before my surgery after 10 years of faithful service.
If I ever found a PERFECT BRA™, I'd buy as many as I could possibly afford and wear them until they disintegrated from old age. My last Aerie T-shirt bra finally fell apart shortly before my surgery after 10 years of faithful service.
He needs a hug. And I need a hug from him. Dang it, why doesn't he actually exist?!
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
He needs a hug. And I need a hug from him. Dang it, why doesn't he actually exist?!
It helped soooooo much. No more being blinded and having my vision distorted by haloed, beam-splitting headlights. Also, my sense of depth perception in low-contrast conditions got a lot better.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It helped soooooo much. No more being blinded and having my vision distorted by haloed, beam-splitting headlights. Also, my sense of depth perception in low-contrast conditions got a lot better.
I had to get LASIK just to get my astigmatisms under control enough to get normal prescriptions. Driving in those conditions, especially at dawn/dusk, was terrifying before. Good luck and stay safe!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I had to get LASIK just to get my astigmatisms under control enough to get normal prescriptions. Driving in those conditions, especially at dawn/dusk, was terrifying before. Good luck and stay safe!!!!!
I flit in and out like a feral parrot who wants to be domesticated but can't quite manage to do it consistently because HANDS and SOUNDS and EXPECTATIONS are a LOT.
...Or maybe I'm more like a cat. I wander in and out, participating a lot or a little, then disappear for a bit. Repeat ad nauseum.
...Or maybe I'm more like a cat. I wander in and out, participating a lot or a little, then disappear for a bit. Repeat ad nauseum.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I flit in and out like a feral parrot who wants to be domesticated but can't quite manage to do it consistently because HANDS and SOUNDS and EXPECTATIONS are a LOT.
...Or maybe I'm more like a cat. I wander in and out, participating a lot or a little, then disappear for a bit. Repeat ad nauseum.
...Or maybe I'm more like a cat. I wander in and out, participating a lot or a little, then disappear for a bit. Repeat ad nauseum.
Creampuff, Andromeda, Portia
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Creampuff, Andromeda, Portia
I used to work in the industry and I've been telling people this whole time that early 2026 is the most likely earliest release date possible given everything that needed to happen between shooting and final product. Anytime between January & July 2026 is realistic.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I used to work in the industry and I've been telling people this whole time that early 2026 is the most likely earliest release date possible given everything that needed to happen between shooting and final product. Anytime between January & July 2026 is realistic.
You weren't wrong...but that probably wouldn't narrow down his body of work much...
"Suggestive Michael Sheen" is basically his default state, isn't it?
"Suggestive Michael Sheen" is basically his default state, isn't it?
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You weren't wrong...but that probably wouldn't narrow down his body of work much...
"Suggestive Michael Sheen" is basically his default state, isn't it?
"Suggestive Michael Sheen" is basically his default state, isn't it?
Yep. "Ah, creativity time? MUST. PANIC. MORE." Wtf, brain
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yep. "Ah, creativity time? MUST. PANIC. MORE." Wtf, brain
OMG, screw you and your amazing ability to make me cry, you magnificent bastard!
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
OMG, screw you and your amazing ability to make me cry, you magnificent bastard!
Also, well, the state of *gestures at the US in general* isn't helping.
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Also, well, the state of *gestures at the US in general* isn't helping.
He's always prepared to go medieval on thine arse.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
He's always prepared to go medieval on thine arse.
No joke, it's a therapy technique I use when I ABSOLUTELY have to move toxic stress out of my body because it's making me sick.
Of course, that requires access to woods where people can't hear you screaming easily, but, yeah.
Maybe screaming into a pillow and beating *that* with a bat?
Of course, that requires access to woods where people can't hear you screaming easily, but, yeah.
Maybe screaming into a pillow and beating *that* with a bat?
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
No joke, it's a therapy technique I use when I ABSOLUTELY have to move toxic stress out of my body because it's making me sick.
Of course, that requires access to woods where people can't hear you screaming easily, but, yeah.
Maybe screaming into a pillow and beating *that* with a bat?
Of course, that requires access to woods where people can't hear you screaming easily, but, yeah.
Maybe screaming into a pillow and beating *that* with a bat?