it reminds me of mr green knight talking about how tinkerbell can't glow because he's like "but where does the light come from"...the dumbest pedants you know have become our target audience because the curtains are just blue or whatever

"And all the kids cheered! But I didn't cheer. I stood right up and started shouting. This isn't what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCK - A - DOODIE FACILITY"

think i've somehow gone my entire life without ever seeing that short?? i clocked the other book w the "knickknack" cover but this went clear over my head. that makes way more sense lol

in andy's room there's a shelf with a bunch of books and one of them is titled "the adventures of wally and andré" which i think is very cute since they got wallace shawn to do the voice for rex

some movies i saw that are certainly /better/ than host but I found myself unexpectedly really scared by that one lol