Cory Standridge
@cory-standridge.bsky.social
40-ish, Father of 5, HS English Teacher, Doctoral Candidate, Occasional Writer, Elder Emo
A man put them in a can so the rhyme scheme checks out.
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A man put them in a can so the rhyme scheme checks out.
She’s the best!
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
She’s the best!
It just means your body needed it. 🙌🏻
Don’t forget to take care of you when you’re taking care of everyone and everything else. It’s my biggest struggle.
Don’t forget to take care of you when you’re taking care of everyone and everything else. It’s my biggest struggle.
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It just means your body needed it. 🙌🏻
Don’t forget to take care of you when you’re taking care of everyone and everything else. It’s my biggest struggle.
Don’t forget to take care of you when you’re taking care of everyone and everything else. It’s my biggest struggle.
EVERY accusation is an admission. Every. Single. One.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
EVERY accusation is an admission. Every. Single. One.
a man in a tank top is talking about himself .
Alt: John McClane
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December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My favorite was when my ex wanted to "prove a point" about how much she did by signing my daughter out of school for a doctor's appointment...and didn't know her teacher's name. 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My favorite was when my ex wanted to "prove a point" about how much she did by signing my daughter out of school for a doctor's appointment...and didn't know her teacher's name. 🙃
I wonder who he faces because I think we’re getting Austin/Rock so is it Randy one last time?
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I wonder who he faces because I think we’re getting Austin/Rock so is it Randy one last time?
I got one right before my ex and I split up. Best decision I ever made.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I got one right before my ex and I split up. Best decision I ever made.
Worked customer service at Best Buy in college. The ability to have that much confidence AND anger about things they know nothing about never ceases to amaze me. Lol
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Worked customer service at Best Buy in college. The ability to have that much confidence AND anger about things they know nothing about never ceases to amaze me. Lol
For me it’s Chilis, but yes give me all the greasy bad food.
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
For me it’s Chilis, but yes give me all the greasy bad food.
I hope you feel better! 🫶🏻
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I hope you feel better! 🫶🏻
Happy Birthday! I LOVE the song. Especially the release at the end after that haunting build up.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy Birthday! I LOVE the song. Especially the release at the end after that haunting build up.
I still make CDs sometimes. And I have some that are…decades old.
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I still make CDs sometimes. And I have some that are…decades old.
13 Going on 30 is the first one I think of. Technically Sleeping Beauty is a birthday movie, and a fantastic one, lol. Liar Liar is based on a birthday wish.
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
13 Going on 30 is the first one I think of. Technically Sleeping Beauty is a birthday movie, and a fantastic one, lol. Liar Liar is based on a birthday wish.
When people see the kids and ask what I buy for myself…therapy, I buy therapy for myself. Best money ever spent. :)
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
When people see the kids and ask what I buy for myself…therapy, I buy therapy for myself. Best money ever spent. :)
Thank you for saying this. 🫶🏻
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Thank you for saying this. 🫶🏻
This. The only person you have to make happy is you. The rest will eventually take care of itself. 🙌🏻
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
This. The only person you have to make happy is you. The rest will eventually take care of itself. 🙌🏻
I weirdly enjoyed the "Yo! Noid" NES game as a kid, lol.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I weirdly enjoyed the "Yo! Noid" NES game as a kid, lol.
Even with all its problems, I think The Perks of Being a Wallflower is my favorite, but I've definitely seen this one the most. It's Shakespeare and it just GETS all those tropes while being wholly original.
Also, shoutout to the TV version of John Green's "Looking for Alaska." That one is great.
Also, shoutout to the TV version of John Green's "Looking for Alaska." That one is great.
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Even with all its problems, I think The Perks of Being a Wallflower is my favorite, but I've definitely seen this one the most. It's Shakespeare and it just GETS all those tropes while being wholly original.
Also, shoutout to the TV version of John Green's "Looking for Alaska." That one is great.
Also, shoutout to the TV version of John Green's "Looking for Alaska." That one is great.
A perfect film.
a man and a woman are looking at each other with a quote above them that says but mostly
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other with a quote above them that says but mostly
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December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A perfect film.