Cory Barger (she/her)
@corybee.bsky.social
Bassoonist. Certified cat lady. Lily livered bleeding heart liberal. Two-time jeopardy champ
Did you see my nutcracker rat appreciation thread over the weekend? You should totally rewrite the second half of nutcracker so the rats win
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Did you see my nutcracker rat appreciation thread over the weekend? You should totally rewrite the second half of nutcracker so the rats win
This motherfucker thinks since his entire career was in an air conditioned office that all journalists live like that huh
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This motherfucker thinks since his entire career was in an air conditioned office that all journalists live like that huh
Someone should at least tell them how insulting it is
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Someone should at least tell them how insulting it is
Holy hell this drives me fucking CRAZY. NO I HAVE ALREADY BEEN SUBSIDIZING THIS INDUSTRY WITH UNDERPAYMENT AND UNPAID LABOR GTFO
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Holy hell this drives me fucking CRAZY. NO I HAVE ALREADY BEEN SUBSIDIZING THIS INDUSTRY WITH UNDERPAYMENT AND UNPAID LABOR GTFO
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
I’m a musician and I know more about the first amendment than this guy
I’m a musician and I know more about the first amendment than this guy
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
I’m a musician and I know more about the first amendment than this guy
I’m a musician and I know more about the first amendment than this guy
Dude the first amendment is about the government’s relationship to citizens, not about individual interactions. The student getting a bad grade is not an infringement on the first amendment
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Dude the first amendment is about the government’s relationship to citizens, not about individual interactions. The student getting a bad grade is not an infringement on the first amendment
“So what’s your day job”
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“So what’s your day job”
The rat holds up a scorecard for each dance
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The rat holds up a scorecard for each dance
My only stipulation would be that Clara is still with the rat inexplicably sitting there watching all the dances
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My only stipulation would be that Clara is still with the rat inexplicably sitting there watching all the dances
We’ll workshop it
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
We’ll workshop it
That would have meant leaving the hall before 11.15 last night which I definitely agree with
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
That would have meant leaving the hall before 11.15 last night which I definitely agree with
I think the dances should be about cheese actually
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I think the dances should be about cheese actually
Or like the audience votes for the winner
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Or like the audience votes for the winner
Oh my god you are a genius
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh my god you are a genius
This recent production I played made me a huge rat fan for some reason, prob because they have the most fun theme to play. Give the rats their own ballet!! Let the rat king win!
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This recent production I played made me a huge rat fan for some reason, prob because they have the most fun theme to play. Give the rats their own ballet!! Let the rat king win!
It’s truly astonishing to me that that’s what they see as a win
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It’s truly astonishing to me that that’s what they see as a win
Yeah there’s a children’s chorus in floçons de niege
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yeah there’s a children’s chorus in floçons de niege
To be clear, as far as I can tell the trains aren’t porn
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
To be clear, as far as I can tell the trains aren’t porn