Andy 🧑🚀
@cosmariner.bsky.social
Cat dad.
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Collector of antiquities.
Keeper of family secrets.
Anti-clanker.
Collector of antiquities.
Keeper of family secrets.
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Andy 🧑🚀
@cosmariner.bsky.social
· Oct 1
I was wrong - Trump isn't a piece of shit. Shit still has value in the right situations. There is no value in Trump, and there never was. He's is a black mold - dangerous, useless, corrupts anything it touches, and should be avoided at all costs or removed by any means necessary.
The only way Trump wins the peace prize is if he kills himself.
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The only way Trump wins the peace prize is if he kills himself.
The only award Trump deserves is a pine box.
January 11, 2026 at 4:54 AM
The only award Trump deserves is a pine box.
Day 1 of hoping that I wake up to news that Trump suffocated on his own vomit.
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Day 1 of hoping that I wake up to news that Trump suffocated on his own vomit.
Fun fact: if you ask the Google Assistant to ask how George Floyd died it'll refuse to understand the question, but if you ask it how Charlie Kirk or Ashli Babbit died it will read the entire Wikipedia article about it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Fun fact: if you ask the Google Assistant to ask how George Floyd died it'll refuse to understand the question, but if you ask it how Charlie Kirk or Ashli Babbit died it will read the entire Wikipedia article about it.
If Biden did half the things Trump has done so far, DC would be a pile of ash.
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If Biden did half the things Trump has done so far, DC would be a pile of ash.
I swear the deep state had an 80s dystopian movie night and watched Terminator, Robo Cop, and Minority Report and were like, "yeah, all of that, but with less non-white people."
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I swear the deep state had an 80s dystopian movie night and watched Terminator, Robo Cop, and Minority Report and were like, "yeah, all of that, but with less non-white people."
The president is a domestic terrorism leader with the personality of a teenager, shit for brains, and in the body of an 85 year old 5 steps from a ventilator. The worst person to ever be elected to office.
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The president is a domestic terrorism leader with the personality of a teenager, shit for brains, and in the body of an 85 year old 5 steps from a ventilator. The worst person to ever be elected to office.
Jesus fucking Christ @bsky.app, why are there so many dicks in my feed? Blocking one account doesn't mean I want to see 20 more. What the fuck is your algorithm?
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Jesus fucking Christ @bsky.app, why are there so many dicks in my feed? Blocking one account doesn't mean I want to see 20 more. What the fuck is your algorithm?
At this point all Republicans are MAGA Republicans, and they're all so far up Trump's dumb fucking ass they haven't seen daylight in months, and are living on a diet of Trump's rotting bullshit. The RNC is now HQd in Trump's colon. Fuck every single one of you - I hope you get hit by the karma bus.
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
At this point all Republicans are MAGA Republicans, and they're all so far up Trump's dumb fucking ass they haven't seen daylight in months, and are living on a diet of Trump's rotting bullshit. The RNC is now HQd in Trump's colon. Fuck every single one of you - I hope you get hit by the karma bus.
Donald Trump has a child's personality. A child's brain. And a child's penis.
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Donald Trump has a child's personality. A child's brain. And a child's penis.
I like being able to call the "VP" a terrorist now. Hope he reads it.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I like being able to call the "VP" a terrorist now. Hope he reads it.
Everyone in this administration deserves the death penalty for treason.
October 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Everyone in this administration deserves the death penalty for treason.
I was wrong - Trump isn't a piece of shit. Shit still has value in the right situations. There is no value in Trump, and there never was. He's is a black mold - dangerous, useless, corrupts anything it touches, and should be avoided at all costs or removed by any means necessary.
October 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I was wrong - Trump isn't a piece of shit. Shit still has value in the right situations. There is no value in Trump, and there never was. He's is a black mold - dangerous, useless, corrupts anything it touches, and should be avoided at all costs or removed by any means necessary.
Another day, another non-leftist, non-immigrant church shooter.
September 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Another day, another non-leftist, non-immigrant church shooter.
ICE is a domestic terrorism operation, prove me wrong.
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
ICE is a domestic terrorism operation, prove me wrong.
Yeah, Trump's death will definitely be celebrated in this household.
September 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Yeah, Trump's death will definitely be celebrated in this household.
So Israel is just allowed to bomb whoever they want, is that right?
June 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
So Israel is just allowed to bomb whoever they want, is that right?
This might be the worst piece of internet reporting to have ever been typed out by someone with at least one braincell. Not only is Cleveland-Akron-Canton not a "town", it's like 12 separate cities that would be the 3rd largest city in the US if it was actually a single city.
June 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This might be the worst piece of internet reporting to have ever been typed out by someone with at least one braincell. Not only is Cleveland-Akron-Canton not a "town", it's like 12 separate cities that would be the 3rd largest city in the US if it was actually a single city.
I bet the protests would stop if ICE, I don't know, left? Is it really worth the trouble, or is causing unrest the point?
June 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I bet the protests would stop if ICE, I don't know, left? Is it really worth the trouble, or is causing unrest the point?
Why does AI suck at everything? I want to know the answer, not do an algebra formula in my head.
June 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Why does AI suck at everything? I want to know the answer, not do an algebra formula in my head.
A New Hope is not a good movie, and no one will ever convince me otherwise. Andor going into Rogue One, top tier Star Wars, ruined by A New Hope. #fightme
May 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
A New Hope is not a good movie, and no one will ever convince me otherwise. Andor going into Rogue One, top tier Star Wars, ruined by A New Hope. #fightme
I find it weird that SubWay would rather lose $7 entirely than accept my $5 off a sub promo code because I'm never paying $12 for a sandwich.
April 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I find it weird that SubWay would rather lose $7 entirely than accept my $5 off a sub promo code because I'm never paying $12 for a sandwich.
Damn, not even the pope can stand meeting JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Damn, not even the pope can stand meeting JD Vance.
The reason no one could figure out what MAGA actually meant is because there's a hidden word: Make America Great [Depression] Again.
April 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The reason no one could figure out what MAGA actually meant is because there's a hidden word: Make America Great [Depression] Again.