you ever see food delivery prices so absurd that you suddenly ended up wearing pants or boiling water?
January 9, 2026 at 5:37 AM
you ever see food delivery prices so absurd that you suddenly ended up wearing pants or boiling water?
juice gotta be worth the squeeze.
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 AM
juice gotta be worth the squeeze.
life story: born, school, work, interlude, pandemic, band, 2026.
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
life story: born, school, work, interlude, pandemic, band, 2026.
like okay I could see if clean livin' and a balanced diet got you a couple hundred extra years but
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 AM
like okay I could see if clean livin' and a balanced diet got you a couple hundred extra years but
sometimes when I'm considering the nature of reality I think about the fact that former WWF champ Stone Cold Steve Austin beat up the sitting President of the United States once upon a time.
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
sometimes when I'm considering the nature of reality I think about the fact that former WWF champ Stone Cold Steve Austin beat up the sitting President of the United States once upon a time.
...but anyway check out my shoes!
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 AM
...but anyway check out my shoes!
I was the kinda kid to think often about what would happen if I pulled the fire alarm but never simultaneously had both motive and opportunity to do it, so that's pretty much the adult I became.
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I was the kinda kid to think often about what would happen if I pulled the fire alarm but never simultaneously had both motive and opportunity to do it, so that's pretty much the adult I became.
took the torta al pastor home to put fridge pickles on it in secret and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
took the torta al pastor home to put fridge pickles on it in secret and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
this whole little circus pisses me tf off, and it kinda just runs in the background all the time...I hate these AI ads and I hate seeing human beings sitting on the sidewalk sad and I hate children witnessing the worst people in the world eating all its sweetest fruits and there's no punchline here.
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
this whole little circus pisses me tf off, and it kinda just runs in the background all the time...I hate these AI ads and I hate seeing human beings sitting on the sidewalk sad and I hate children witnessing the worst people in the world eating all its sweetest fruits and there's no punchline here.
maybe I'm ready, maybe not...either way I'm doin' it.
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
maybe I'm ready, maybe not...either way I'm doin' it.
I hope 2026 will be better and fear it will be worse but will make damn sure it's different...the plot must always advance.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I hope 2026 will be better and fear it will be worse but will make damn sure it's different...the plot must always advance.
the rules are made up; the points don't matter.
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the rules are made up; the points don't matter.
to what extent is mental health even an individual issue?
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
to what extent is mental health even an individual issue?
the only thing better than "wow people actually liked the song I wrote" is "OH SHT MFS LOVED IT!!!"
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
the only thing better than "wow people actually liked the song I wrote" is "OH SHT MFS LOVED IT!!!"
working to be the best cook of any vocalist on the scene, the best writer among local cooks, have the best singing voice of any writer I've read lately, and be able to beat any of the above in a 4-round boxing match...it's about having decent stats all around.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
working to be the best cook of any vocalist on the scene, the best writer among local cooks, have the best singing voice of any writer I've read lately, and be able to beat any of the above in a 4-round boxing match...it's about having decent stats all around.
been a slightly different person ever since I heard "laziness" was really just your body trying to convince you not to burn valuable nutrients on something that won't immediately keep you from dying.
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
been a slightly different person ever since I heard "laziness" was really just your body trying to convince you not to burn valuable nutrients on something that won't immediately keep you from dying.
my host country apparently has legislation requiring AI generated human images in commercials be labeled as such and yaknow, if this shit is unavoidable at least there's that.
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my host country apparently has legislation requiring AI generated human images in commercials be labeled as such and yaknow, if this shit is unavoidable at least there's that.
adding up every second I spend solving CAPTCHA security checks because I'm sure the person who decided that was The Answer to bot problems told themselves "hey it only takes a second" so I wanna hold em underwater for about that long.
December 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
adding up every second I spend solving CAPTCHA security checks because I'm sure the person who decided that was The Answer to bot problems told themselves "hey it only takes a second" so I wanna hold em underwater for about that long.
...and I fn FOUGHT myself but eventually considered peanuts instead and ended up walking out with nothing so guess that's the point.
those pistachios were not worth compromising my ideals.
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
...and I fn FOUGHT myself but eventually considered peanuts instead and ended up walking out with nothing so guess that's the point.
Practicality eventually makes Fun possible; Fun is all that makes Practicality worth maintaining.
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Practicality eventually makes Fun possible; Fun is all that makes Practicality worth maintaining.
guess sometimes I can just talk about how I like peanut butter cups--love 'em--but even typing this that one video where the chocolate farmers get to try chocolate for the first time in a lifetime performing the backbreaking labor of chocolate farming comes to mind.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
guess sometimes I can just talk about how I like peanut butter cups--love 'em--but even typing this that one video where the chocolate farmers get to try chocolate for the first time in a lifetime performing the backbreaking labor of chocolate farming comes to mind.
see the thing about Nazi Germany is that if it had been successful in its aims and still somehow endured to this day the capital would probably look a whole lot like Dubai.
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
see the thing about Nazi Germany is that if it had been successful in its aims and still somehow endured to this day the capital would probably look a whole lot like Dubai.
that one episode of X-Men where our heroes travel back in time and Storm indignantly chastises a local slackjaw over his "SKIN COLOR PREJUDICE?!?!" will never leave my thoughts.
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
that one episode of X-Men where our heroes travel back in time and Storm indignantly chastises a local slackjaw over his "SKIN COLOR PREJUDICE?!?!" will never leave my thoughts.
we'll see what happens.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
we'll see what happens.