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@cosmicgeese.bsky.social

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vibes & moxy. she/her.

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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Oct 19

nothing to say and so many places to say it!

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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 2d

waiting to hear my husband’s reaction every time i send him a meme from the next room

homer simpson patiently peering around the corner

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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 14d

i sincerely hope so

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 16d

also shoutout to the greendale human being mascot for getting cast in superman (2025)

mr. handsome from superman (2025) who sure looks a lot like the greendale community college mascot from community

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 16d

@ityslmemes.com is this anything

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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 16d

personally speaking i would love to see every wilhelm scream replaced with tim robinson shouting “WHAT THE FUCK”

for cinema

screenshot of tim robinson from i think you should leave, shouting “what the fuck” in a manner that is confused, bewildered, and angry

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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 27d

i despise charlie kirk but i still say ban the fucking guns

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Sep 2

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Aug 26

why call him billy bob thornton when you can call him cowboy bebob

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Aug 21

it was nice!

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Aug 21

finally saw wicked, please clap

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Aug 6

forgot my own phone number halfway through leaving a voicemail 🙂🙃🙂🫠

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Aug 6

putting up this poster next to my houseplants currently having a near death experience

“hang in there, baby” poster of a cat hanging off a clothesline. screenshot from the simpsons

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Jul 17

i initially missed that this was a tub for babies and thought this woman brought it everywhere for HER. and i was completely on board like

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Jul 9

what chuckleduster thought to put scrambled eggs on my breakfast sandwich. this is a crime.

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · May 12

i made the responsible choice today and did not buy myself a gyro. being responsible is dumb.

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · May 8

after last night’s mulaney, i strongly believe this is how they should handle all gov regulations. a panel of comics going “wtf is this bullshit” and one expert to explain the bullshit. do it for everything

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · May 8

🎶 i love pico de gallo 🎶

simpsons meme “you don’t win friends with salad”

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Apr 30

2 smitten 2 sleep

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Apr 30

up too late with a case of the giggles. AGAIN

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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Apr 30

without fail, my biggest barrier to going to bed early is my husband. i really enjoy hanging out with my husband. and i stay up too late because of it

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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Apr 22

libraries are just the best, man. they’re quiet! they’re organized! they’re open to everyone! 10/10

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Apr 16

anyway eat shit terfs

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Apr 16

people want to put everything into one of two distinct categories, but it just doesn’t work like that. the world isn’t binary, it’s shades of gray, everywhere. and punishing folks for falling in the gray is fucking cruel

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Apr 15

you’re telling me you went on a journey of deep introspection and self-discovery, dismantling internalized patriarchal values and societal ideals of masculinity? hell yeah, get on my team

danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · Apr 15

anyone hating on trans women has clearly never spent time with any. trans women rule

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