Cosmicgoatee🍋🟩🍕
@cosmicgoatee.bsky.social
18+, early 30s boomer dork, abdl content, silly goats and padded posts
the sauna spa that makes you drooly and incontinent and the personal massage treatment where you're very thickly pampered and given lots of specialty treatments~
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 AM
the sauna spa that makes you drooly and incontinent and the personal massage treatment where you're very thickly pampered and given lots of specialty treatments~
Just when I'm on my attempting to be the switch to dominant daddy kinda mode I get hit with this and melt like a puddle guhhh
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Just when I'm on my attempting to be the switch to dominant daddy kinda mode I get hit with this and melt like a puddle guhhh
That style is just peak. And by peak I mean your waistband peaking out
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
That style is just peak. And by peak I mean your waistband peaking out
Creechur feature
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Creechur feature
Landfill loaded sheep, 3 years waddling
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Landfill loaded sheep, 3 years waddling
Fung-i/gal/ushy growthies all bein mycoolium in the club
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Fung-i/gal/ushy growthies all bein mycoolium in the club
Why so sphereous
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Why so sphereous
I can't believe I wasn't followin ya before lol but good luck!
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I can't believe I wasn't followin ya before lol but good luck!
Crab Rangoat Baaahp 🦀
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Crab Rangoat Baaahp 🦀
I really like the smell of the inside of shoe stores. But then again I also like the smell of pizza shops and libraries so uh...bleeeaghhht
January 1, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I really like the smell of the inside of shoe stores. But then again I also like the smell of pizza shops and libraries so uh...bleeeaghhht
Why be cold and huddling and squishy when you can be warm and cuddling and extra squishy in a warm home heheh
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Why be cold and huddling and squishy when you can be warm and cuddling and extra squishy in a warm home heheh
Dunking a plushie in worseterchire sauce like this
a person is dipping a hot dog into a yellow cup of ketchup .
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January 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Dunking a plushie in worseterchire sauce like this
Your goat oc is so neat nd very cool :)
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Your goat oc is so neat nd very cool :)
I feel that as an adult baby diaper man dork, but heck yeah 🤝
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I feel that as an adult baby diaper man dork, but heck yeah 🤝
Twenty Sexting? 🤪
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Twenty Sexting? 🤪
the fool
you will utterly annihilate your pants this next year sometime~
you will utterly annihilate your pants this next year sometime~
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
the fool
you will utterly annihilate your pants this next year sometime~
you will utterly annihilate your pants this next year sometime~
Imagine needing to apply to be a cute goat fren, couldn't be me, I'm adorkable
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Imagine needing to apply to be a cute goat fren, couldn't be me, I'm adorkable
How do you like that goatedout
I pissed in my pamps u idiot!
You have 2 seconds to change my tush before goat piss dropolets hit the freaking floor
Now change me before I blort on you too
I pissed in my pamps u idiot!
You have 2 seconds to change my tush before goat piss dropolets hit the freaking floor
Now change me before I blort on you too
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
How do you like that goatedout
I pissed in my pamps u idiot!
You have 2 seconds to change my tush before goat piss dropolets hit the freaking floor
Now change me before I blort on you too
I pissed in my pamps u idiot!
You have 2 seconds to change my tush before goat piss dropolets hit the freaking floor
Now change me before I blort on you too
We'll keep the goat pen warm and soft with (not damp) hay for ya when you're back from the kitty city 🐾
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We'll keep the goat pen warm and soft with (not damp) hay for ya when you're back from the kitty city 🐾