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Melanie Vess, Death’s Mistress 🏳️‍⚧️
@cosmicimpostor.bsky.social
Certified Woman and Woman Enjoyer (she/her) (22)

Eternal Servitude to The World Serpent, Jörmungandr

I exist to cease
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My hair is certainly hair-ing today
❤️🖤
March 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Im just a web-pilled spider lady 🕷️🕸️💕 #MagicCon
February 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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hey man, I noticed all those legendaries you pulled. can you cum in my mouth
February 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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extremely important PSA
February 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Bouncing on it til it breaks off and shatters into a million pieces
February 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Today’s smoosh :-)
January 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
:))
January 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
they call me a pig they way i'm on the john straight porkin it
January 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
We out here
January 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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making up new types of women to keep myself in awe of the vastness of the world
January 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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anyways fuck bowling and fuck arcades , every arcade should just be air hockey
January 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm sick of motion pictures, they should invent motionless pictures
December 31, 2024 at 7:18 AM
must... fall asleep... to 2 hour videos about nothing... or else i will... explode
December 31, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Call me Arith the way I got metic in her
December 30, 2024 at 8:32 AM
*on death row* “What the fuck do you mean I can’t have the souls of the lost as my last meal? Dude just fucking call them, they know me”
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Having sex on the ritual altar and whoever cums first gets sacrificed
December 26, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Bottom surgery via fucking the robot girls pussy gears til I go blind with pain
December 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 2:39 PM
God I love this new top I got
December 22, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Played standard for the first time today!! Made this Cat equipment brew that works surprising well. Very excited to tinker with this more.
December 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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mongolian throat singer who gives me head and does a sneaky grin and choruses a moan so loud it reverberates down my urethra and shatters my pelvis and shoots out of my mouth with the force of a cannonball
December 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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February 2, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Just because my flesh has been smeared with the unclean blood of corpses from the underworld and my sword is ready to be wielded against the ranks of the living, doesn't mean I can't have a fun little treat every once in a while!!
December 17, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Assigned Under A Bus At Being Thrown (AUABABT)
December 17, 2024 at 7:40 AM