Jordan Crouse
@cosmicpenguin.bsky.social
Wyoming. Utah. Colorado. I make cameras that watch you buy bananas. Go Utes.
The worst thing the committee could have done is make me feel bad for Florida State.
December 3, 2023 at 5:55 PM
The worst thing the committee could have done is make me feel bad for Florida State.
Staying up late watching the end of PAC-12 football. It was messy and weird but it was ours. I'll miss you so much.
November 26, 2023 at 6:40 AM
Staying up late watching the end of PAC-12 football. It was messy and weird but it was ours. I'll miss you so much.
It gives me no pleasure to report that Michigan is indeed the better team.
November 25, 2023 at 6:12 PM
It gives me no pleasure to report that Michigan is indeed the better team.
As predicted it took Utah fans approximately 34 minutes to make the Cam Rising news all about BYU. It must be exhausting to live like that.
November 20, 2023 at 1:23 AM
As predicted it took Utah fans approximately 34 minutes to make the Cam Rising news all about BYU. It must be exhausting to live like that.
Doesn't look like #DEN airport is on here but if anybody has connections let them know that the DEN Reserve flight times are all an hour ahead of where they should be.
November 5, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Doesn't look like #DEN airport is on here but if anybody has connections let them know that the DEN Reserve flight times are all an hour ahead of where they should be.
My biggest dad energy is counting down the seconds to precisely set the microwave and oven clocks.
November 5, 2023 at 6:12 PM
My biggest dad energy is counting down the seconds to precisely set the microwave and oven clocks.
Reposted by Jordan Crouse
35 years ago today, I walked in to the CS department where I was a grad student and my advisor worriedly asked me if I had done "this". I said I had no idea what he was talking about, which is the same thing I would have said if I *had* done it.
Happy wormiversary to all those who celebrate.
Happy wormiversary to all those who celebrate.
November 2, 2023 at 10:37 PM
35 years ago today, I walked in to the CS department where I was a grad student and my advisor worriedly asked me if I had done "this". I said I had no idea what he was talking about, which is the same thing I would have said if I *had* done it.
Happy wormiversary to all those who celebrate.
Happy wormiversary to all those who celebrate.
A tragic story is unfolding in my notifications.
October 29, 2023 at 3:14 AM
A tragic story is unfolding in my notifications.
Garbage time is learning time. Utah has a Big12 conference championship to look towards.
October 28, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Garbage time is learning time. Utah has a Big12 conference championship to look towards.
Oregon players clapping Barnes on the back after an out of bounds play. These guys get it.
October 28, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Oregon players clapping Barnes on the back after an out of bounds play. These guys get it.
Bo Nix decided this was the week he was going to rent his moving truck for the Heisman House.
October 28, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Bo Nix decided this was the week he was going to rent his moving truck for the Heisman House.
My unpopular opinion for the morning is that calling back the Iowa punt return was the right call. The protection of the returner has to go both ways If there is a reasonable expectation that the gunners saw a fair catch signal it has to be enforced.
October 22, 2023 at 3:59 PM
My unpopular opinion for the morning is that calling back the Iowa punt return was the right call. The protection of the returner has to go both ways If there is a reasonable expectation that the gunners saw a fair catch signal it has to be enforced.
One of the top schools in the nation. Hot coach. Loaded with 5 star players. Reigning Heisman trophy winner. And some dumb ass state school from Utah repeatedly shows up to piss in their cornflakes. You love to see it folks.
October 22, 2023 at 3:46 AM
One of the top schools in the nation. Hot coach. Loaded with 5 star players. Reigning Heisman trophy winner. And some dumb ass state school from Utah repeatedly shows up to piss in their cornflakes. You love to see it folks.
Then what happened?
USC MADE A PLAY ON DEFENSE
October 22, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Then what happened?
My cardiovascular system is not going to miss Utah USC every year.
October 22, 2023 at 3:36 AM
My cardiovascular system is not going to miss Utah USC every year.
Another quality result from "the it means more" conference.
October 21, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Another quality result from "the it means more" conference.
Worst guy you know, etc, etc but Ken Buck spent years carefully curating a dark culture of angry rich white guys with no principles beyond not paying taxes and being super distrustful of minorities and now he shouldn't be surprised when one of them bites back.
Ken Buck is being evicted from his main Colorado office. The landlord is a major GOP donor.
Buck, a GOP congressman from Colorado, said the eviction is because he refuses to support Ohio Republican U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan’s bid to become House speaker
coloradosun.com/2023/10/20/k...
Buck, a GOP congressman from Colorado, said the eviction is because he refuses to support Ohio Republican U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan’s bid to become House speaker
coloradosun.com/2023/10/20/k...
Ken Buck is being evicted from his main Colorado office. The landlord is a major GOP donor.
Buck, a GOP congressman from Colorado, said the eviction is because he refuses to support Ohio Republican U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan’s bid to become House speaker
coloradosun.com
October 20, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Worst guy you know, etc, etc but Ken Buck spent years carefully curating a dark culture of angry rich white guys with no principles beyond not paying taxes and being super distrustful of minorities and now he shouldn't be surprised when one of them bites back.
Unpopular opinion: it was targeting
October 16, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Unpopular opinion: it was targeting
Colorado remains undefeated
October 15, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Colorado remains undefeated
Hey moon, like Len said: Don't steal my sunshine
October 14, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Hey moon, like Len said: Don't steal my sunshine
I went to a Broncos game one time and the Chiefs won 3-0 and a dude got stabbed in the parking lot. There is always a lot of pent up anger after any loss but I can't imagine how sketch it will be after this debacle.
October 8, 2023 at 11:06 PM
I went to a Broncos game one time and the Chiefs won 3-0 and a dude got stabbed in the parking lot. There is always a lot of pent up anger after any loss but I can't imagine how sketch it will be after this debacle.
Peek in on Twitter to see war news, nothing but crap. Peek on Bluesky, nothing but people complaining about the crap on Twitter.
October 8, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Peek in on Twitter to see war news, nothing but crap. Peek on Bluesky, nothing but people complaining about the crap on Twitter.
Oregon fans, make sure to hydrate with all the drooling you are experiencing while watching USC. Be safe out there.
September 30, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Oregon fans, make sure to hydrate with all the drooling you are experiencing while watching USC. Be safe out there.
I still read the other place because I have no self respect and how does the Utah fan base actively get worse every single week? They are out here lowering the bar like it's their damn job.
September 29, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I still read the other place because I have no self respect and how does the Utah fan base actively get worse every single week? They are out here lowering the bar like it's their damn job.
::extreme narrators voice:: they didn't
September 28, 2023 at 2:36 PM
::extreme narrators voice:: they didn't