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Marisa just keeps winning. the displayed multiplier was *2.80* here after everything
Keine in Fantasy Maiden Wars taking 13,784 damage from Marisa's Blazing Star, backed up by Scan, Mishaguji, Valor, Danmaku Power, and the Scarlet Soul.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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these effects just keep getting more ridiculous and I love it
Keine's New History [New History of Fantasy -Next History- spellcard, with its danmaku effect that reduces player unit stats to what they'd be 35 levels lower.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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okay the Moriya katamari strat might be good
Sanae's weapon selection in Fantasy Maiden Wars, with the effects of being at maximum faith applied. Suwako's weapons, similarly buffed by being a max faith. Kanako's weapons with the maximum faith buff.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Reimu in Fantasy Maiden Wars, to Yuuka and Mima: "...So, you both came here to laugh at us then?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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okay what the fuck Reimu
Reimu's Fantasy Seal -Blink- spellcard in Fantasy Maiden Wars, with its danmaku effect that simply says "[Player] No Dodge"
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I suppose there is logic in that line of thought
A conversation between Lily White and Reisen II in Fantasy Maiden Wars. Reisen II gives her name as just "Rabbit" and is surprised when Lily just accepts it, to which Lily responds, "I have friends whose names mean "Big Fairy" and "Little Devil", so why not?"
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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to be entirely fair I'm not sure what you expected to be able to do as a stage 1 boss flying into a swarm of final bosses
Wriggle Nightbug defeated in Fantasy Maiden Wars. Visible on the map are Mima, Yuuka, Kanako, and Suwako.
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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oh, guess that makes it all okay
Sunny Milk in Fantasy Maiden Wars, responding to Keine asking if the three fairies were trying to prank a youkai they'd never met before: "Oh, no, ma'am. We were just TRYING to."
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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species: boat
The Palanquin Ship's status screen in Fantasy Maiden Wars, with its species listed as "Boat."
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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in extremely related news I finished Mystic arc

it dragged on a bit in the middle of PCB but everything else was excellent
The results screen for the final chapter of Fantasy Maiden Wars' Mystic arc, as seen in its end roll.
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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somehow, stairs returned
Patchouli in Fantasy Maiden Wars, as the party is climbing the stairs to Hakugyokuro: "These stairs are too long! Far too long!" Cirno: "It's kinda funny to have nothing but stairs in front and behind." Luna Child: "I am done with stairs! I just wanna sit down somewhere..."
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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BIG NUMBERS
The Prismriver Sisters taking 11,402 damage from a Valor and Danmaku Power-boosed Master Spark.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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glad to see Dwarf Fortress patch notes are still as magical as ever
A patch note for Dwarf Fortress, which reads, "Hospital patients and babies don't shut off the brains of people carrying them, again."
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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ah, now *that's* the kind of multiplier I like to see
Marisa getting a 2.09x damage multiplier in Fantasy Maiden Wars by stacking the effects of Valor, Danmaku Power, and the Scarlet Soul accessory.
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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HEY I WAS USING SOME OF THOSE CHARACTERS

like I get Mokou sticking with Keine but you're really gonna just take my healer?
Keine in Fantasy Maiden Wars declaring the final members of the group following Reimu when the party splits to be herself, Mokou, Sanae, Aya, Momiji, Letty, Rumia, Cirno, Daiyousei, and the Aki sisters.
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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extremely important PSA
Cirno in Fantasy Maiden Wars: "Say No to Fairy Abuse!"
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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like Marisa's damage wasn't ridiculous enough already
Marisa learning the Valor spirit (next attack does extra damage) in Fantasy Maiden Wars.
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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the doll brigade's certainly not being paid enough for how much they're contributing on the decoy front
The casualty list for a stage in Fantasy Maiden Wars, showing three Hourai dolls lost and nobody else.
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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okay most of the time people spreading nonsense via TV Tropes is frustrating as hell but the complete failure to understand even the most basic elements of chess on display here is just too precious
A bit of text from a TV Tropes article about certain abilities in Advance Wars that nobody uses, which calls them "a meme akin to saying 'check' in chess" under the incorrect assumption that doing so is about telling your opponent they're outmatched (when in reality declaring check is done so your opponent knows they're in check and remembers to move out of it).
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I suppose this reference was inevitable
Marisa to Kappa C (who is wearing a red outfit rather than the green of all the other generic kappa): "Say, why are you the only one with a different outfit color?" Kappa C: "Oh, this is the C Custom spec. It provides 30% more propulsion, letting me move three times faster than a normal kappa."
October 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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NOM!
Rumia using her Demarcation skill in Fantasy Maiden Wars, taking a huge bite out of her opponent with a cheerful "NOM!"
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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standard Marisa/Alice interaction number, ah, let's say 53

(yes this is from two separate battles I'm using alt+PrtSc what do you want)
Marisa in Fantasy Maiden Wars, starting up the Proto Malice Cannon combo: "C'mon Alice, we got a date." Alice: "A date? Hold on, what?"
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Keine...
Keine to Cirno in Fantasy Maiden Wars: "You're not going too far overboard pranking humans, right?" Cirno: "Don't worry. Lately I've only been messing with Reimu and Marisa." Keine: "Oh, that's alright then."
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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finished Sakuya route. wasn't much if I'm being honest and I wish it had given Sakuya more opportunities to actually fight stuff but I got to see more of the SDM crew and that's not a bad thing at all
The intermission screen after clearing Sakuya's story in Fantasy Maiden Wars.
October 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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first as tragedy, then as farce
One of the infamous Evony ads that were once found throughout the web, featuring a sexy lady in vaguely fantasy-adjacent costume who was probably lifted from a stock photo catalog and inviting the viewer to "play discreetly." An ad for Hero Wars seen the day I'm posting this, featuring a very waxy-looking sexy lady who may or may not be created with an image generator, with text inviting the reader to "Play with me!"
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM