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CosmicYoYo
@cosmicyoyo.bsky.social
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Funny stuff, music, books, Sci-Fi, horticulture, random shit to vent about. In the Portland area. Bluegrass, Punk, Funk, JamBand, Country, Blues, Jazz, Metal, Tom Waits. I can drink your grandma under the table🪤🗡🛁⚱️🪦😚😍😁🤪🥵😈🌹❤️
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 19d
Next time I visit one of Portland or Gresham delightful strip dives I'll have the DJ play this.
thedwarves.bandcamp.com/track/whatev...
Whatever I Want, by The Dwarves
from the album Blag Dahlia Presents: Nina and Other Delights
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 5h
I hate the Yankees enuf to side with the team owned by a foreign telecommunications company.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 5h
We'll know tomarrow night who plays Toronto. Either Seattle or Detroit!
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 12h
She could've gone any where with this but where does She go?🤣
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A woman might do what to a man’s face? #shorts
YouTube video by Family Feud
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 12h
Yeeesss!!🌟👏👏👏👏
youtube.com/shorts/EJGv3...
“sit on it” 🥴
YouTube video by thatbissSelwyn
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 12h
This is an AI parody....
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 12h
My wife got all choked up over this.
youtu.be/REJM5Vf0efc?...
IT STILL ISN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF (BANNED 1970s Song) - Rhoda Hardcok
YouTube video by Sus Records
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 12h
The redest rock ive seen is Valley of Fire state park, NV.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 12h
Love Red Canyon been there a couple times.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 12h
Complete control.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 12h
I want the dynosaur to bang that unicorn for us
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 13h
What about 'shat'?
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 13h
I block and delete. And there's one obvious fake accounts that uses the same Asian girl in diff locations and clothing in their profile photo. Id blocked about 15 of them.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 13h
I can see them doing it to greenland, too.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 13h
Yea, and he'll let you have any position you want.
-I don't even know what you're talking about. It just sounds funny.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 13h
.....staff.....Lol.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 14h
I wanna put it in a good spot but I can't watch so you'll have to do it.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 14h
Lol! Maybe you just need a hug.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 14h
Would a neck scar work? 'Cause I can make one pretty quick like....
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 14h
Love that!
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 14h
Just described every girlfriend I ever had.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 14h
That's awesome! We should meet for an Irish coffee🌷
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 23h
Classic Legendary Blues
-Howlin' Wolf
youtu.be/VMUt8KdDtTY?...
Smokestack Lightning
YouTube video by Howlin' Wolf - Topic
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe she's born with it......Maybe it's Maybelline
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 1d
He strikes out a lot.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 1d
These have been common in law enforcement as a portable box for years. Especially in cities.