Even if you're an a11y hater (and if you are, fuck you) even those that don't rely on assistive tech want to rip through listing pages and open potentially interesting product pages in new tabs.

It's a hoax so hackneyed it has its own Wikipedia page, for crying out loud:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_bending

I wouldn’t necessarily let that stop you. In fact, here:

“Great work by the team scoring loads of uncritical media impressions with the Eventbrite acquisition. But (link to my post) looks like you’ve word of mouth issues around trust and brand integrity. Here’s how I can help with that…”

`install antigravity`

(by which I mean "go fuck yourself")

this is not to say that I *have* successfully installed it. I have, as of yet, run nothing.

BUT I have installed enough of it that I can now actually try running it to see if the previous steps were actually successful.

I have finally gotten to the point in the installation process where I can begin Step 1 of the tutorial.

And while my past few grocery trips have made it feel like a great time to be celiac, not sure how well that’s gonna work out for the economy as a whole.

yet another reminder that the weakest connector in *any* system is always human