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Chekhov’s schooner
October 3, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Chekhov’s schooner
I’ve seen several episodes of TNG. They managed to put some of the most attractive humans available into skin tight clothing and make it look frumpy.
If your TNG jumpsuit IS flattering, you’re doing it wrong.
If your TNG jumpsuit IS flattering, you’re doing it wrong.
October 3, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I’ve seen several episodes of TNG. They managed to put some of the most attractive humans available into skin tight clothing and make it look frumpy.
If your TNG jumpsuit IS flattering, you’re doing it wrong.
If your TNG jumpsuit IS flattering, you’re doing it wrong.
I’ve seen… neuralinks glittering in the skulls of the easily led.
Billionaires imploding at the bottom of the ocean.
All these memories
Lost
Like donations to billionaire politicians.
Billionaires imploding at the bottom of the ocean.
All these memories
Lost
Like donations to billionaire politicians.
August 29, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I’ve seen… neuralinks glittering in the skulls of the easily led.
Billionaires imploding at the bottom of the ocean.
All these memories
Lost
Like donations to billionaire politicians.
Billionaires imploding at the bottom of the ocean.
All these memories
Lost
Like donations to billionaire politicians.
I’ve been to burning man and I swear by all truth I cannot tell if this is satire or not.
August 26, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I’ve been to burning man and I swear by all truth I cannot tell if this is satire or not.
Huh. So you can just write wrong things here with no repercussions.
Neat.
Neat.
August 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Huh. So you can just write wrong things here with no repercussions.
Neat.
Neat.
I eat my oatmeal ground and reshaped into tiny circles that I eat with milk. Yes, I am American. Why?
August 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I eat my oatmeal ground and reshaped into tiny circles that I eat with milk. Yes, I am American. Why?
My conversation with the customs agent searching my bag:
A: What is this?
Me: Tarot cards
A: What are they for?
Me: tarot
A: I don’t know what that is
Me: that’s not my fault
A: What is this?
Me: Tarot cards
A: What are they for?
Me: tarot
A: I don’t know what that is
Me: that’s not my fault
August 18, 2024 at 5:05 AM
My conversation with the customs agent searching my bag:
A: What is this?
Me: Tarot cards
A: What are they for?
Me: tarot
A: I don’t know what that is
Me: that’s not my fault
A: What is this?
Me: Tarot cards
A: What are they for?
Me: tarot
A: I don’t know what that is
Me: that’s not my fault
Yes, but they can’t exist in only three dimensions.
August 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Yes, but they can’t exist in only three dimensions.
Why are they dressed for second breakfast in the shire?
August 16, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Why are they dressed for second breakfast in the shire?
I showed my wife, she wants to see it in action.
August 7, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I showed my wife, she wants to see it in action.
Stupid sexy future accidental president.
August 5, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Stupid sexy future accidental president.
Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof
July 7, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof
In the future when anthropologists are studying your bones they’re gonna be like “bet she was hot” and probably get weird about it.
July 7, 2024 at 1:54 AM
In the future when anthropologists are studying your bones they’re gonna be like “bet she was hot” and probably get weird about it.
Shit. I bought my wife a bass.
June 29, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Shit. I bought my wife a bass.
With Björk, whatever you hear is the correct lyrics.
June 2, 2024 at 11:32 PM
With Björk, whatever you hear is the correct lyrics.