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Cottage Cakes
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CottageCakes.com connects you with local bakers for flaky pastries, gluten-free bread, stunning birthday cakes and wedding cake, candies, crackers, italian desserts, lavash bread and more sweet treats - all crafted to make moments unforgettable.
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If a redhead opens a bakery on Cottage Cakes, is that technically a ginger bread house?#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Hot Girl Summer is over. Welcome to Old Lady Spring: we sip tea from chipped mugs, wear floral cardigans, binge Bake-Off reruns, bake scones from scratch, and gossip over lemon drizzle cake like it’s fresh-pressed news.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Want your kitchen to smell like a bakery without turning on the oven? Simmer a pan of water with vanilla extract, cinnamon sticks, and orange peel. Instant cozy.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Me listening to a podcast about unsolved disappearances while piping buttercream rosettes onto a dozen cupcakes like I’m in a cozy true crime bakery.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Kids, skip soccer. Take up baking. You don’t pull a hamstring making cupcakes, and your fans always clap when the frosting swirls just right.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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I think we should bring back grandma habits: afternoon tea, sourdough starters, cozy socks, slow mornings, handwritten recipes, and finding joy in a perfectly golden crust.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me watching Bake-Off: That pâte sucrée has no chill. Literally. It needed 30 minutes in the fridge and a blind bake. Rookie move.
Me baking at home: dropped my oven mitt in the batter and baked it anyway.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Paul Hollywood: I see your choux pastry hasn’t quite risen, your crème pâtissière is split, and your spun sugar Eiffel Tower collapsed mid-judging.
Me: Eating cookie dough straight from the freezer like a baking cryptid.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I stopped going to weddings when I realized you can walk into any bakery and ask for a wedding cake—no vows or matching tuxedos required. Just frosting and the freedom to choose chocolate.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I had an egg white omelet for dinner. For balance I added yolks, butter, sugar, flour, and made a dozen cookies. Health is all about compromise.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I don't sugar coat anything. Unless it's cinnamon rolls. Then I’m pouring glaze like I’m trying to drown the truth.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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If a redhead starts selling scones on Cottage Cakes, does that make him a ginger bread man?#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Hot Girl Summer is canceled. Welcome to Old Lady Spring: we're sipping tea under quilts, bingeing Bake-Off, befriending neighborhood cats, and letting our sourdough starters run the show.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Get a small saucepan, fill it with water, and add vanilla extract and cinnamon. Let it simmer. Your kitchen will smell like a Cottage Cakes baker just moved in and brought a tray of snickerdoodles.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me listening to a podcast about a stolen identity and diamond smuggling while piping delicate rosettes on a dozen lemon cupcakes. Balance.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Kids, don’t take up sport. Take up baking. No pulled muscles, no cold bleachers, just butter, sugar, and the applause of your Cottage Cakes customers.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I think we should all adopt grandma habits: afternoon tea, slow baking days, fluffy socks, cottagecore cookbooks, puzzles by lamplight, and giving everyone around us unsolicited baked goods.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Me watching Bake-Off: That éclair lacks uniformity. You piped with no conviction and your crème pâtissière is undercooked.
Me baking at home: accidentally used salt instead of sugar and still ate the whole thing because love is blind.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Paul Hollywood on Bake-Off: The layers are uneven, the mousse is split, and the chocolate work lacks finesse.
Me pulling a slightly burnt muffin from the oven while wearing one sock and sipping lukewarm coffee: it’s giving rustic artisan charm.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I stopped going to weddings once I realized any baker on Cottage Cakes will make you a three-tier custom cake, call you “darling,” and let you eat it in sweatpants while watching reality TV.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I had an egg white omelet for dinner. For balance, I added the yolks, sugar, vanilla, flour, baking soda, and chocolate chips. Ate it in cookie form. Health is about finding what works for you.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I don't sugar coat anything. I'm not a bakery. But if I were, I’d be on Cottage Cakes selling the most brutally honest brownies you’ve ever tasted.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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If a redhead starts selling cookies on Cottage Cakes, does that make him a gingerbread man?#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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"Hot Girl Summer" is canceled. It's officially "Old Lady Spring": we’re supporting Cottage Cakes bakers, wearing floral aprons, rewatching Bake-Off, and baking lemon loaf for neighbors who didn’t ask but need it.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Get a small pan, fill it with water, add vanilla extract and cinnamon sticks, and let it simmer on the stove. In five minutes your kitchen smells like you're running a Cottage Cakes bakery and have a secret pie cooling somewhere.#cooking #baking #recipe 🍜🍽️
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM