Cottage in the Woods
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🌙 Joel. Reviewer, poet, artist, chef, and Forest Monster from Wellington, NZ (he/him) Poems in Takahē, Poetry NZ, Turbine, Tarot, The Spinoff, Semaphore, Aotearoa Yearbook, Eunoia Review, and Stone Circle. 2nd place for the 2025 Muriel's Journey Prize.
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📚 My 2025 Reading List: A bookish adventure of woods, monsters, folklore, cosmic horrors, and magic. 📚
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After a long writing hiatus, finally working on new poems...
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Book #75 "The Elusive Truffle" is an autobiography of a food writer. Mirabel is on a quest to discover the traditional cuisine of France, documenting seasonal recipes, old crafts, and historic kitchen tools—before they vanish beneath a wave of quick, bland, modern food.

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Book #74 "A Game in Yellow" is a cosmic horror about a play that drives people insane if they read it. Hastur, the Yellow Sign, and lost Carcossa, oh my! This was a wild ride of a book. I binged it in 2 days flat. By the end, I was already imagining what an A24 film would be like...

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In all seriousness, publishers are going to have to figure out how to market books in the post-social-media landscape. That should be an implicit part of their job. What authors/artists can do on their own is increasingly limited and siloed.
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Book #73 "Black River Orchard" is a botanical horror about a cursed apple orchard—and how the people who eat its fruit begin to change. This is a Big Ass Book, but the writing kept me hooked. Plus, Wendig is a master at character writing. Spooky, folkloric, and delicious.

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Book #72 "The Eyes Are the Best Part" is a body horror novel about a Korean American student who begins to fantasize about blue eyes—and how they'd taste. Fucking amazing, an original, witty, and uncomfortable story of a female serial killer that drips with "good for her" vibes.

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I'm thinking of writing a book of poetry that places a terrible curse on whoever reads its pages, slowly driving them mad. Wonder if I should start promoting it on booktok? 😒 🤔
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Very honoured to be nominated for Best of Net 2026 💚 Thanks @stonecirclereview.bsky.social
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I am delighted to announce Stone Circle's 2026 Best of the Net nominees. Please take a moment to enjoy their wonderful poems again (links are below).

And please join me in congratulating them and wishing them the best of luck.

#BotN #BestOfTheNet
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I am delighted to announce Stone Circle's 2026 Best of the Net nominees. Please take a moment to enjoy their wonderful poems again (links are below).

And please join me in congratulating them and wishing them the best of luck.

#BotN #BestOfTheNet
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Book #71 "Hunt for the Shadow Wolf" was an audiobook that kept me company through hours of packing house. A non-fiction book about the search for Britain's lost wolves, taking us on a journey through genetics, folklore, history, and the author's personal experience with raising captive wolves.
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Congratulations on a curated feed, it's a thing to be proud of.

*side eye at The Internet*
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To be fair, most of Earth's population is in the Northern Hemisphere, so people forget things work differently in the south
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🌼 Happy Ostara 🌸 Today is for starting over, making wishes, building a brighter future, and planting seeds to hide the bodies buried in shallow graves in your garden. Blessed be.
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How cats celebrate the autumn equinox

🎨 Cécile Berrubé
Illustration of cats dancing around a bonfire in the woods. The artist is Cécile Berrubé.
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There should be a Black Mirror episode about how teaching square dancing in schools was always a mind control exercise to reprogramme your neural pathways through kinaesthetic movement. Because, y'know, that'd be fun
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For that special someone in your life, give them a gift of Everlasting Sweet Pea flowers, to send the message: "Wilt Thou Go Away Please?"
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And nightshade will tell them you're having "dark thoughts".
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Bay leaves (very ominously) say, "I change but in death."
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Yellow carnations are a message of disdain.
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and Hellebore represented anxiety and fear.
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Orange lillies send a message of hatred...