Cotton Nero A.x
@cottonnero.bsky.social
Dilettante layabout scalawag.
'Skewer' is, of course, another fine chess term.
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
'Skewer' is, of course, another fine chess term.
1. Modern Japan (Meiji Restoration to present, which at the time was 1998)
2. Biological Anthropology (we called it "Skulls 'n' Shit")
3. History of the English Language
4. German Lit
5. That one semester where I took five Econ classes, each taught by an instructor with a different native language.
2. Biological Anthropology (we called it "Skulls 'n' Shit")
3. History of the English Language
4. German Lit
5. That one semester where I took five Econ classes, each taught by an instructor with a different native language.
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
1. Modern Japan (Meiji Restoration to present, which at the time was 1998)
2. Biological Anthropology (we called it "Skulls 'n' Shit")
3. History of the English Language
4. German Lit
5. That one semester where I took five Econ classes, each taught by an instructor with a different native language.
2. Biological Anthropology (we called it "Skulls 'n' Shit")
3. History of the English Language
4. German Lit
5. That one semester where I took five Econ classes, each taught by an instructor with a different native language.
QAnon: How bad would Democrats need to be for it to be moral to support Republicans? Massive vampiric child sexual abuse conspiracy, right? Ok, let's believe that.
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
QAnon: How bad would Democrats need to be for it to be moral to support Republicans? Massive vampiric child sexual abuse conspiracy, right? Ok, let's believe that.
So would you say his plan has five pillars?
January 30, 2026 at 8:38 PM
So would you say his plan has five pillars?
I am choosing to believe that 'pediatric chiropractor' means something like 'Doogie Howser, D.O.'
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I am choosing to believe that 'pediatric chiropractor' means something like 'Doogie Howser, D.O.'
Only a two-point drop among Democrats, though!
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Only a two-point drop among Democrats, though!
There wasn't a war on Christmas until Christmas unilaterally annexed November.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
There wasn't a war on Christmas until Christmas unilaterally annexed November.
Can he name the eight wars he's citing? Has anyone asked him to?
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Can he name the eight wars he's citing? Has anyone asked him to?
They determined that a child can withstand an impact of one mph per year old. You know, like time-outs are one minute per year old.
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
They determined that a child can withstand an impact of one mph per year old. You know, like time-outs are one minute per year old.
New Coke lasted longer than the Confederacy.
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
New Coke lasted longer than the Confederacy.
Holding him under the 'Sucks To Be You' clause of the Fourth Amendment.
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Holding him under the 'Sucks To Be You' clause of the Fourth Amendment.
He's covering 'Ohio' with a voice that is somehow more annoying than Neil Young, but yes, mfer is on the side of the angels.
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
He's covering 'Ohio' with a voice that is somehow more annoying than Neil Young, but yes, mfer is on the side of the angels.
FIFA is calling it "United Passions" for the modern age.
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
FIFA is calling it "United Passions" for the modern age.
Pharmaceutical: blunt.
Attitude: blunt.
On the radio: James Blunt.
Attitude: blunt.
On the radio: James Blunt.
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Pharmaceutical: blunt.
Attitude: blunt.
On the radio: James Blunt.
Attitude: blunt.
On the radio: James Blunt.
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
It's so disappointing, because when you get to that last sound, it turns out you're not going to hear "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe."
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It's so disappointing, because when you get to that last sound, it turns out you're not going to hear "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe."
Fine, I'll Fetterman it down for you: FREEDOM, EQUALNESS, VEGGIES.
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Fine, I'll Fetterman it down for you: FREEDOM, EQUALNESS, VEGGIES.
He was very right about one thing eighteen years ago, and I am convinced that even 2008 Nate Silver would want to kick 2026 Nate Silver's ass.
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
He was very right about one thing eighteen years ago, and I am convinced that even 2008 Nate Silver would want to kick 2026 Nate Silver's ass.
Liberté, Égalité, Crudité.
January 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Liberté, Égalité, Crudité.
They also have terrible aim.
January 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
They also have terrible aim.
Ron Burgundy is a genius in comparison. Hell, Brick Tamland could run him pretty close.
January 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Ron Burgundy is a genius in comparison. Hell, Brick Tamland could run him pretty close.
Which means what he likes is sugar and chewing.
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Which means what he likes is sugar and chewing.
"Behold, I am coming like a thief in the night."
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
"Behold, I am coming like a thief in the night."
Better than ICE agents.
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Better than ICE agents.
But the best feeling in the universe was recognizing that this one particular line had to be the error, fixing it, and then smugly reading the correction next month.
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
But the best feeling in the universe was recognizing that this one particular line had to be the error, fixing it, and then smugly reading the correction next month.