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a couch is me (real)
@couchmakes.bsky.social
C.O.U.C.H. (Cries Over Uncookable Cursed Ham)

17 male gay taken
i make the guys and the goods (art, music, animation, games, etc.)

if you're an NSFW account do not follow me plz and ty
TYTYTY
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
YAAA!!!! TY
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
EEEEEEEEETY MOOT!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
take my money i hate eating /j
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
current faves are bandana pig, sir oinks a lot, and dozer
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
captain underpants lookin ahh 🤪
i love it
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i think he wants to kill you or something man
run for your LIFE man
HE GONNA GET YOU MAN
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"butt" is one of those words that shouldn't be funny but are anyway for no reason.

similar to "poopie"
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
no
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by a couch is me (real)
Ty…blorbo makes u do insane things. Ask and you shall receive
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by a couch is me (real)
My boy Valen my beloved.... big plushie dinosaur that was made to be an evil monster but doesn't wanna do that

there is... So Much Going On about him and I have no idea how to explain all of it

(this artwork of him in particular was done by @tricksterwish.bsky.social and it's so so good)
May 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ill see what i can do! thanks!
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
must be a chill guy
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
THANK YOU! :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM